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    Default Katie Holmes claims nonexistant Suri Cruise is "great"

    Katie To Us: "Suri's Doing Great!"

    Posted Jul 11th 2006 7:30PM by TMZ Staff


    Katie Holmes sought to quell the controversy surrounding her invisible baby, telling Us Weekly, "Suri's doing great!"


    Katie was snapped by the weekly during a vacation in Telluride, Colo., strolling down the street with a friend and a cappuccino. Neither fiancé Tom Cruise -- nor, significantly, baby Suri -- were anywhere to be found.


    Us, in a three-page spread, says a couple of Telluride locals have reported Suri spottings, including a clerk at a natural-goods store, who said Suri is "funny looking."

    With Suri question marks far from resolved -- even her birth certificate is a mystery -- brace yourself for a new TomKat obsession: Us now speculates that the 27-year-old Katie could be pregnant again. The issue is on newsstands this week.

    http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/11/katie-...s-doing-great/

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    Default Re: Katie Holmes claims nonexistant Suri is "great"

    Wow, that's "amazing."

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    Default Re: Katie Holmes claims nonexistant Suri is "great"

    You have got to be kidding. Just show up with the baby- any baby white, mixed but a real live baby.
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    Default Re: Katie Holmes claims nonexistant Suri is "great"

    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy
    Us, in a three-page spread, says a couple of Telluride locals have reported Suri spottings, including a clerk at a natural-goods store, who said Suri is "funny looking."
    Well what would you expect, we're not used to green skin & antennae

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    Ya know, even if she or Tom would make some comment about wanting to keep her out of the press, that would be great. There are other "public eye" figures that do that. But just to keep "SURI" hidden?
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    Default Re: Katie Holmes claims nonexistant Suri is "great"

    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz
    Well what would you expect, we're not used to green skin & antennae

    Heehee. I'm laughing at your correct spelling of antennae!

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    Pregnant again?!

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    Pregnant AGAIN? lol - That's just spin for, "We bought a new pillow - 1600 thread count, too."
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    I want to see pics of her "strolling down the street"

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    Default Re: Katie Holmes claims nonexistant Suri is "great"

    I want to see an authenticated quote from Katie about anything, not just the baby.
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    I so want to see Suri Cruise!!!

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    Couldn't they let the flipperbaby wade around a kiddie pool or something?
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    If this baby does indeed exist, I do feel sorry for her. Most of America's had their kick at her by now. My issue is with her Dad and certainly not her.

    I just hope it doesn't turn out that she has some sort of birth defect and that's the reason for the lack of news, pics, etc. I can joke around as well as the rest, but this would just be sad.

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    Default Re: Katie Holmes claims nonexistant Suri is "great"

    Did the guy in Telleride mean the baby was funny looking as in.......funny looking for a baby or funny looking for a pillow?
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    Default Re: Katie Holmes claims nonexistant Suri is "great"

    Quote Originally Posted by Elisa
    If this baby does indeed exist, I do feel sorry for her. Most of America's had their kick at her by now. My issue is with her Dad and certainly not her.

    I just hope it doesn't turn out that she has some sort of birth defect and that's the reason for the lack of news, pics, etc. I can joke around as well as the rest, but this would just be sad.
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