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    Somebody call child protective services! After the news that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's first baby had been dropped on his head and reports that Brit is preggers again K-Fed raps in his latest single: "Waitress, could I have another drink please? I live life like a king, I was extra-stoned. Kevin Federline, I come tight with every rhyme. I built a kingdom down the street from Pepperdine. This marijuana got me heavily sedated. I'm Kevin Federline, America's most hated." Come quick!

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    "I come tight with every rhyme?" Who the hell does he think he is? I might buy his album just to laugh at the lyrics.

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    Actually, I might too. It would hilarious to pop on during a party.
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    Why buy it when you can download it? For free in someplaces.

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    Ok, I know that's a really good idea but I'd have to get Mr. Butt to do it, since I'm completely retarded when it comes to all but the simplist computer menuoevers. Plus, Mr. Butt would probably balk at such an adventure.
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    The man is prolific. Unfortunately it's just when it comes to decimating the gene pool.

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    NOOOOOO you guys!! DON'T buy this turd's album! I am so hoping that he will fall flat on his ugly face in his stupid ill-advised "music career" attempt. I so want his album to flop miserably, because the guy is just a total cheesball assclown. I can't stand him!!! But i'm afraid a lot of people (like you guys said) are going to buy this album as a joke & out of morbid curiosity (much like almost a million people bought that American-Idol-reject-who-couldn't-sing William Hung's album). And of course it will go straight to K-Fed's head in a major way; he won't realize people bought it as a joke; he'll think he REALLY IS "king" of the rap world! And i just can't let that happen! I JUST CAN'T!!

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    Ok, ok Golddust! I will try to restrain myself...but can I buy when it lands in the bargain bin?
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    Where is Pepperdine???

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    I live life like a king? No, you live life like a prostitute at the whim of some stupid cow.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    ^You ought to write his next song!

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    He thinks these are lyrics? More like the ramblings of a drugged out loser.
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    Sounds like his rhyms were inspired by Dr. Suess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok
    I live life like a king? No, you live life like a prostitute at the whim of some stupid cow.
    I don't think he gives much consideration to her whims anymore...
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    What is it with all these rappers using the word sedated ALL THE TIME?

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