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    SIR MICK JAGGER's energy secret has been exposed by an Argentine teenager, who stumbled upon THE ROLLING STONES star's secret stash of vitamins.

    Sexy LULI FERNANDEZ, 18, became one of Jagger's companions when he recently toured South America with his group - and she discovered what keeps Jagger going when she visited the bathroom in his Four Seasons hotel suite in Buenos Aires.

    She reveals, "I went into his room to go to the toilet. The bathroom was full of cans of all sorts of vitamins."

    Fernandez insists she didn't get too attached to Jagger, because, at 62, the rocker is old enough to be her grandfather, and, fortunately for her, the Brit had no plans to romance her.

    She adds, "Mick confided in me that while there were a lot of girls at this party and it was his last night in Buenos Aires, he no longer liked all that. He never tried anything with me."
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    Is he a $cientologist? If not they will be knocking on the door trying to recruit him after they read this.

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    yeah, vitamins are Tom Cruise's secret as well.
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    Must be some speed tucked in those vitamins, cos thats what Tom looks like he is on. As well as Jagger with his weird prancing.
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    Eh, he stole his prancing from Tina Turner.
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    Vitamins my ass! Vitamin *E* or *K* maybe.... with a handful of viagras
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    Too bad those 'vitamins' don't do anything for wrinkles, eh? Jagger looks like one of those dogs with all the loose skin hanging over their eyes. If he had his face lifted, it would pull his butt up to his shoulder blades. He would look like a walking wedgie.

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    Oh, so we're calling them "vitamins" now, eh? Okayyyy....

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