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    Default Paris Hilton was snuggling up to Paris Latsis

    Ted Casablanca’s The Awful Truth
    03/16/2006

    Bad Paris!

    No, I am not reprimanding Simple Life club hopper Paris Hilton.

    She did nothing wrong last weekend. She hit Privilege on Saturday night with a cutesy crew that included sister Nicky and her boyfriend Kevin Connolly.

    Where is the news you ask? Just what is the dish? Well, kittens. It was a double date, and Stavros Niarchos was not in the house of red walls, oh no. Snuggling up to Paris was none other than...

    Greek appetizer Paris Latsis--yep, boy Paris, her ex-beau.

    Oy, here we go again. Can ya stand it? Embryos on the K-Fed and now this? May lose my sugar-free Red Bull intake in moments...

    Now, Boy P. and Girl P. did leave separately, but that sounds like a performance exit to moi. Don't you agree? And what's more important is P-squared were cuddling, whispering, looking "like two peas in a pod," said myriad stick-thin tattlers.

    Fine, I just hope there's no actual pea in the pod, if you catch my naughty drift.

    I would say the same of Tara Reid and Pauly Shore, who were sharing a nearby booth, but I can't. I'd kind of like to see Tara settle down and make a baby with a fallen comedian.

    Calm yourselves. We'll get back to Paris, I swear.

    More interesting than all of this are-they-or-aren't-they canoodling crapola is a certain jacket. A few months back, Boy Paris stepped out to Memphis restaurant on Hollywood Boulevard looking like he was dressed up as a lumberjack for a public school production of Johnny Appleseed. If you recall, I told you about this jacket, the ski lodge ear-flap hat, the plaid, the ridiculousness of it all.

    Apparently, I need to say it again, because P.L. was wearing that same black-and-red-checked flannel coat. No ear flaps this time, but he paired the Vermonty jacket with a damn trucker hat. I mean, even Ashton Kutcher has tossed his collection into the charity bin, right?

    Okay, now we'll move on to some sightings that hopefully do not involve bad outerwear.

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    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton was snuggling up to Paris Latsis

    Well duh! They both already have herpes so why the hell not right???

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton was snuggling up to Paris Latsis

    double

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton was snuggling up to Paris Latsis

    Someone get the Center for Disease Control on the phone.
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    We'll be in big trouble once Paris' STDs become transmittable over the internet through reading and seeing anything Paris related.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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