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Thread: Jessica Simpson and Kristin Cavallari: WWD's Footwear Awards in NYC on 12/3/2013

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    Default Jessica Simpson and Kristin Cavallari: WWD's Footwear Awards in NYC on 12/3/2013


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    your dress is 5 sizes too tight when your boobs have nowhere to go but up.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Duck lips, fake hair. When will it end?

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    Jessica's hair looks like shit and the dress is terrible.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    Kristin gives good bitchface.

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    Jessica Simpson is so average. And that's before she tarts herself up with unflattering clothes, ridiculous hair, and a shit ton of make-up, which only drags her down a few notches.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    What's with the red patches on her chest and neck?
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    Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, why the "i'm a dumbass" look on your face? Why do you squeeze those tits so tight. Shit looking at that makes mine hurt!
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    Disgusting.
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    They both look like they can't inhale.

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    kristin cavallari looks bulimic and jessica looks ridiculous.
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    Jessica looks "special" with that vapid expression. The dress is at least slimming, if you ignore the way-too-tight neckline.

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