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    1. Which Olympics star is rumored—and only by complete crazies, mind you—to have cut off his wee-wee so he can swim faster? Wouldn't it have been a lovely oar?

    2. Which candidate's wife, when greeted at an invitational dinner by a designer from her hometown, looked completely stonefaced and couldn't even muster the slightest bit of charm or human connection? Did she forget she regularly shops at the store that designer is featured at?

    3. Which late modeling titan once said of a future superstar, "I don't sign midgets," and of another closeted one, "He's too ethnic"?

    4. Which faded action hero once crapped in the shower of a Vegas casino just because he could? (No shit!)

    5. Which ex–child star was begged by that woozy actress to take the three-way out of her book, but got to keep it in after she threatened to put in far more damaging things?

    6. Which young TV actress turned chick-bonding-type-movie ensemble player is supposedly so dumb she couldn't find her name on her own birth certificate if she had to?

    7. Which toupée-wearing comic has been known to murmur, "Horny, horny, horny" in clubs while pointing at cute boys for his handlers to bring over for seduction?

    8. Which designer is so cheap that once, instead of hiring a fitting model, she used an intern with scoliosis? Does she wonder why that line looked a little off?

    9. What teen who was on a soap opera vividly remembers the married male 'throb of the show ringing her for attempted booty calls?

    10. Which TV weatherman (no, not that one) broke up with an emotionally abusive boyfriend who used to berate him for being too femmy?

    11. Which famous blogger was pitched an item by a New York daily paper's writer and responded: "How about if the [New York daily paper] does a feature on me?"?

    12. What heavy-metal rocker stayed true to his taste by lodging at a glamorous Holiday Inn in Jersey when he had business to do in New York?

    13. Which abrasive royalty type from a reality show was unshockingly seen doing copious amounts of blow in a tacky nightclub? Might that explain her annoying energy level?

    14. Which ex-discovery of that 50-year-old pop star responded to new photos of another of her ex-discoveries by saying: "He looks beat up"? Which same guy admits to people in clubs, "I could suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick" in between choruses of "I'm high, high, high"? (And probably horny, horny, horny.)

    15. Which '80s sitcom diva once called the show's head writer to say of her most problematic co-star: "We have to stop calling her a cunt. She is now officially megacunt!"?

    16. Which manic screen comic regularly has cast members gather 'round to watch his rushes and likes them to scream with laughter over how utterly brilliant he is?

    17. Which downtown dealer/personality no longer counts Heath Ledger as one of her clients? Is that why she seems to be in hiding?

    18. Which famous twin not only looks homeless, she has a distinct body odor about her too, a scent some feel is based on sheer arrogance?

    19. Which smash comedy writer-director has a long history of "borrowing" jokes from anyone else who's gotten a laugh with them?

    20. Which image guru changed his own look by losing weight and shaving off his hair, then was horrified to find people were gossiping about whether he had cancer?

    21. Which pop tart's dad has had more legal woes than the public knows about, dating back to various forms of fraud and other icky business?

    22. Which rock star's wife recently went into a department store and started her purchasing experience by saying to the personal shopper: "Do you know who I am?" (That's obnoxious, but probably not as bad as the more familiar "Don't you know who I am?")

    23.Which late tycoon would, with typical suaveness, tell people about his legendary wife: "No one sucks dick like she does!"? Did his penis shoot oil?

    24. What romantic lead of a Lindsay Lohan film has such little improvisational skill that in the middle of sex with a guy, he once blurted: "Fuck me, you big, uh, nelly queen!"?

    25. Which late comedy legend slipped out an anti-gay joke on the air, but two of his children—a daughter and a son—happen to be totally that way?

    26. Which old-time actress (who starred in a Twilight Zone) has gleefully carpet-munched with the daughter?

    27. Which singer has been gaining weight thanks to the cocaine regularly blown up her rear—the only functioning membrane left in her body—by a staff member? Yes, I know that one is 15 years old, but I wanted to end with a classic. I can get away with it, honey. Don't you know who I am?

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    HEAD SWIMMING.....cannot keep track.

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    2. Mccain's wife
    4. Bruce Willis: faded action star
    6. Blake Lively
    8. Karl Lagerfeld?
    16. Ben Stiller?
    17. Rachel Zoe/designer girl?
    18. MaryKate Olson
    21. Joe and Jess Smipson
    27. Mariah Carey? HAHAHA

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    The last one is Stevie Nicks.....THAT I know.

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    Ugh,Musto's style annoys me too.
    Some are waaaay too general ,and random,they 'll never be solved.Who gives a shit about a rock star staying at a Holiday inn?And his run on sentences are frustrating:

    14. Which ex-discovery of that 50-year-old pop star responded to new photos of another of her ex-discoveries by saying: "He looks beat up"? Which same guy admits to people in clubs, "I could suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick" in between choruses of "I'm high, high, high"? (And probably horny, horny, horny.)

    Like,WTF?


    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    #4 Jean Claude Van Dam
    #7 OMG is Ripp Taylor still performing?
    #11 I bet it's effen Perez BLECK.
    #12 Kid Rock?
    #21 Lohan?
    #26 just gross
    According to my day planner, I don't give a f^ck.

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    1. Michael Phelps?
    2. Mike Meyers
    3. Britney's dad

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    #26 = Wtf!
    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    #3 is Calvin Klein; the "midget" is Tom Cruise, and the "too ethnic" is John Travolta.

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    damn, tis item should be spliced into 5 separate posts
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    Here goes...
    4. Heard this rumor before, although the answer was supposed to be Sylvester Stallone
    7. Perez
    16. Jim Carrey or Robin Williams
    23. this is a stretch, but Anna Nicole Smith's husband?
    26. Shot in the dark...Anne Francis? (I loved watching her in Honey West when I was a kid)

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    15. How about Judith Light and Katherine Helmond from "Who's the Boss?"

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    I don't find any of those interesting really. But number 26 is gross!!

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    14. Who'd Madonna discover?

    21. Britney

    18. MKO

    26. Joan Crawford - her daughter wasn't biological
    Last edited by SweetPea; August 22nd, 2008 at 01:38 PM.
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    Can't....focus....must just do one at a time.

    13. Which abrasive royalty type from a reality show was unshockingly seen doing copious amounts of blow in a tacky nightclub? Might that explain her annoying energy level?
    Catherine Oxenburg? She's Yugoslavian royalty and hosted "American Princess". I know nothing about her, though, so I don't know if she has an "annoying energy level".

    23.Which late tycoon would, with typical suaveness, tell people about his legendary wife: "No one sucks dick like she does!"? Did his penis shoot oil?
    Anna Nicole's tycoon hubby. And EW.

    24. What romantic lead of a Lindsay Lohan film has such little improvisational skill that in the middle of sex with a guy, he once blurted: "Fuck me, you big, uh, nelly queen!"?
    From looking at IMDb, she doesn't seem to have been in a lot of films with "romantic leads" so maybe Chris Pine from "Just My Luck". Although, granted, the only Lindsay Lohan movie I've ever seen was Mean Girls.

    Was Cary Elwes a romantic lead in Georgia Rule?

    27. Which singer has been gaining weight thanks to the cocaine regularly blown up her rear—the only functioning membrane left in her body—by a staff member? Yes, I know that one is 15 years old, but I wanted to end with a classic. I can get away with it, honey. Don't you know who I am?
    Since it says it's 15 years old, I'm going with Whitney. Crack is WACK! (sp? Whack? God, I'm so not up on my lingo).

    Hmmm, on second thought, maybe 15 years ago is too old for it to be Whitney. Courtney Love?
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