Tom Cruise is gay? Why?

**sputnik** · November 24th, 2009, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by sweet tea

I always wondered if Tommy boy had a crush on Val...

can you blame him?
douche haircut and all, val kilmer was, by far, the hottest thing in that movie. rowr.

**Novice** · November 24th, 2009, 06:41 PM

rowr!?!?!?!?!?!???

I never thought I'd see the day! I can go to bed happy now, thanks Sput!

**sputnik** · November 24th, 2009, 07:00 PM

lol wut?

**Popsicle** · December 1st, 2009, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by sputnik

can you blame him?
douche haircut and all, val kilmer was, by far, the hottest thing in that movie. rowr.

He may even have come onto Val Kilmer, ol' Val has said a few times that Tom Cruise is a "dangerous person" (most likely due to their conflicting religious beliefs), and that they did not get along whilst filming top gun.

**AliceInWonderland** · December 1st, 2009, 11:46 AM

^

**DeadDwarf** · December 1st, 2009, 12:03 PM

Val probably turned Tiny Tom gay. Who could work with him and not get hot for him. He was showering and wearing a bath towel, playing volleyball half naked on the beach. Yum!!!

Just kidding. We all know Tommy was gay way before, but he probably had to make more Scientology church visits during filming to resist Val.

**AliceInWonderland** · December 1st, 2009, 01:27 PM

i feel sorry for Tom b/c i think he hides who he is cuz wasn't his dad some kind of psycho abusive towards him when he was young b/c of how he was?

**Chilly Willy** · December 2nd, 2009, 06:47 AM

I hope he never comes out. This is the best entertainment there is. Hands down. Fake baby belly and all.

**Sarzy** · December 2nd, 2009, 07:13 AM

This thread title gives me a giggle every time I see it......someone having to ask why Tom is thought of as being gay!

**Chilly Willy** · December 2nd, 2009, 07:27 AM

I know! I can't wrap my mind around the fact that a large number of people still think Tommy is hetero. I mean, please.

**pikespeak** · December 2nd, 2009, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

The ex-seminary student is a biggie for me. About as important: his awkwardness with women. Being very into the CO$ is also suspect. I do not buy his relationship with Katie-bot. It all happened too fast, including her knocked up with the spawn (that I believe belongs to someone else). Everything about them and their "relationship" from day one has come across very weird and forced.

Katie is under contract to be his wife...didn't US Weekly do a cover story on that? He essentially held auditions for the 'role' and Kate won the part.

Nicole was under contract as well. And she made a FORTUNE. And it got her a legitimate career--which is the main reason women marry men like TOM to begin with.

**Novice** · December 3rd, 2009, 06:40 PM

C'mon, who could blame Tommy-Girl....

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*sigh* fun times.....

(if the embedding continues not to work.... go here.... YouTube - TOP GUN valleyball scene and here YouTube - Val Kilmer as Iceman )

**REN69ELL** · December 6th, 2009, 08:24 PM

It Does Seem That He Does Perfer The Company Of Man Than His Wife And Child

**don** · December 12th, 2009, 11:01 PM

i think kelly rowlands, former member of the r&b group destiny's child is gay.

**mental ninja** · January 6th, 2010, 10:05 AM

Gay or Not .... Tom Cruise is a perfect example of "Short Man" syndrome that has gone unchecked!!

I mean.. Geeze!! Even his concrete footprints at the Grauman's were high heeled boots with lifts!!!

First admit you are "SHORT", TOM!!! We can help with Steps 2- 12!!
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I kinda hope he isn't gay because I was disgusted by his behavior on Oprah --

A gay man would know that was no way to treat a beautiful leather couch!!!

~~~God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
William Shakespeare