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Old October 14th, 2005, 07:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Ah, back to Tom's (alleged) homosexuality...

There are a few stories floating around. Here's what I know:

1. Mimi Rodgers, his first wife, went on Letterman (waaaay back when)
and she was drunk, and when the subject of her sex life with Tom
came up, she allegedly blurted out, "I need a real man!" which
certainly implied something....but when later questioned, she claimed
he liked to "keep his instrument pure," meaning he liked to abstain.

2. He has adopted all his children so far, except this spawn with
Katie Holmes.

3. He tries very very hard to convince us that he is straight.
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much" is an expression that
comes to mind -- he's afraid we still think he's gay, so he jumps
off Oprah's couch and declares his love for Katie.

4. He made movies with a gay subtext to them (Interview with
a Vampire) which turned his fans off -- he and Pitt went on Oprah
and they were positively ice-cold towards the two. (The movie
might've been a move to increase his Asian audience, because
homosexuality is more commonly accepted out here.)

5. The porn star allegedly had an affair with him, then retracted
the comments.

6. One tabloid claimed that sexual therapists were hired on the
set of Eyes Wide Shut to teach Tom and Nicole, a married couple
of at least five years, how to behave like they wanted each
other, because they weren't convincing as onscreen lovers (!).

7. In one embarrassing scene in Jery Maguire, he drunkenly
comes on to Renee Zellweger and gropes her tit as if he's never
squeezed one before
. (He goes back and forth, like he's trying to
sand off the bump or something ). It's embarrassing. If you're a fan
of Tom and you've never suspected anything after that scene,
you are naive.


8. Rosie O'Donnell, who claimed to be in love with him, then outed
herself as a lesbian. Was this "crush" a way for gays in L.A. to protect
each other?
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Old October 14th, 2005, 09:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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ourmaninBusan, interesting especially number 6 if it were to be true.
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Old October 14th, 2005, 01:16 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I've heard the rumor about the "sex coach" many times and I've never heard it denied.
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Old October 16th, 2005, 04:07 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Call me naive but I do not think he's gay (although he is a bit nutso). Just cuz he's short and has a high-pitched voice and looks boyish doesn't mean he's gay. I mean, the guy has been married twice and is engaged again. Usu. if you want a beard, wouldn't you just stick to one?

Marriages break up b/c people have issues and lose affection, etc., but if his marriages had been convenient arrangements, why would they have imploded like that? Arrangements can last forever, esp. where there's so much money involved. I'm probably in the minority but I think he's straight. But a little wacko.
This doesn't mean he ain't gay. It could mean the beards were no longer satisfied with the particulars of the arrangement, whatever they may have been.
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Old October 16th, 2005, 09:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
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During the Kidman split, a couple of gay porn stars came out claiming that Cruise was their lover. He slapped them bith with $100 million libel suits so hard that it made their pretty little heads spin. Cruz came out of the wood work shortly after that. The rumours kept growing, and he dropped her. A little while later he was jumping up and down on the Oprah show, over his love for Katie Holmes.
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Old October 16th, 2005, 09:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i'm sorry, but he screams gayness. it's so obvious.
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Old October 16th, 2005, 11:09 PM   #22 (permalink)
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i never thought of him as gay before, but after reading all this, it does make sense. i think of him as a lunatic and wayy too intense. but the whole couch jumping thing is not normal. no adult acts like that. it does seem like a massive show.
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Old October 17th, 2005, 02:12 PM   #23 (permalink)
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i never thought of him as gay before, but after reading all this, it does make sense. i think of him as a lunatic and wayy too intense. but the whole couch jumping thing is not normal. no adult acts like that. it does seem like a massive show.
He was 'overselling', and maybe out of desperation, becuase the gay rumours were coming out. Did you know that Cruise was briefly a seminarian, back when he was Catholic?
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i never thought of him as gay before, but after reading all this, it does make sense. i think of him as a lunatic and wayy too intense. but the whole couch jumping thing is not normal. no adult acts like that. it does seem like a massive show.
That's because Tom Cruise is a mediocre actor. If he were a good one, we'd have no suspicions.
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Old November 8th, 2005, 02:26 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm not sure whether Cruise is gay or straight. He always struck me as completely devoid of any sexuality. Nice to look at sometimes, but overall just completely souless and sexless.
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Old November 8th, 2005, 07:58 PM   #26 (permalink)
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How many regular poor people are members of Scientobullshittery? If poor people were members and were elevated to a new level of status and income because of their association with the Scientologists, then Id dthink that maybe Scientolo..I mean Crapology....was a worthwhile organization. If only rich, high profile people are encouraged to join, then yes, something is afoot.
actually there are poor members. they live in the houses and do slave work. others give all their salary to the "church" and just get the enough for the week. when they want to buy clothes, for instance, they have to ask for permission to get some money (which is theirs) for the clothes. and a scientology member goes with them as chaperone to buy it.

and I'm not making this up...

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Old November 8th, 2005, 08:00 PM   #27 (permalink)
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actually there are poor members. they live in the houses and do slave work. and i'm not kidding here...
they sign like trillion year contracts..they ARE slaves.
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Old November 8th, 2005, 08:32 PM   #28 (permalink)
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you were asking...?

also check for the whole cruise gay-biography: http://www.sweatpantserection.com/tom-cruise-gay.html

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why are his undies so tented? WHY?!!?!?!?
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Old November 8th, 2005, 09:56 PM   #30 (permalink)
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What the hell is going on in his underwear???
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