Simon Cowell & The Pink Mafia

**Novice** · February 14th, 2012, 08:34 AM

Stop laughing! This is serious biziness!

**sluce** · February 14th, 2012, 08:39 AM

I am offended that anyone would refer to gay people in the entertainment industry as the "pink mafia"! Many of the gays I know so not like pink at all. They are the rainbow mafia dammit!

**twitchy2.0** · February 14th, 2012, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Brookie

Should we include Mary Kay in this?

anyone else remember "The Night of the Mary Kay Commandos" by Berke Breathed? "Even their Uzis are pink!"

**MohandasKGanja** · February 14th, 2012, 09:19 AM

I don't know if Breathed had made a book about it, but I remember his syndicated strip having a running storyline about the Mary Kay Commando's. I think the whole thing was in reference to cosmetic testing on animals. I forgot about the pink uzi's.

**Kittylady** · February 14th, 2012, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by lil_kym

I've noticed he hires a lot of people for his shows surrounded by gay rumours. Does anyone think it's a pink mafia looks out for the pink mafia thing?

Hot - so many gay rumours there must be some truth.

Cheryl Cole (The X Factor UK - formerly)
Dec (of Ant & Dec) (Britain's Got Talent)
Dermot O'Leary (The X Factor UK)
Louis Walsh (The X Factor UK)

Warm - heard the odd thing here and there.

Gary Barlow (The X Factor UK)
Kelly Brook (Britain's Got Talent - formerly)
Piers Morgan (Britain's Got Talent - formerly)
Kelly Rowland (The X Factor UK)
Nicole Scherzinger (The X Factor US - formerly)
David Walliams (Britain's Got Talent)

I'm sure there are more. Was Simon an exec producer of American Idol back in the day?

Mind you - all this is just speculation.

This is mostly a crock of complete shite. Louis Walsh is gay, just doesn't makes a song and dance about it, Piers Morgan is on his second marriage and has several children, Cheryl Cole likes peen, just the egotistical cheating kind, being gay couldn't save Gary Barlow from being a bland bore, which is just as well because he's been married for years, Kelly Brooke loooves famous peen... and on and on and on.

Is the OP really so biased and deluded to think that anyone and everyone connected to the entertainment industry in general and with singing and dancing in particular is batting for the home team? Surely we've got past that? Shit, if we take that line of thinking then that baby-making bloat monster K-Fed has to be gay because he was a dancer!

**Sarzy** · February 14th, 2012, 10:46 AM

^ There's been LOTS of rumours inc a few blind items about Kelly Brook being gay and bearding for the guy's she's 'dated'. So I don't know about her.

**pikespeak** · February 14th, 2012, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by lil_kym

I've noticed he hires a lot of people for his shows surrounded by gay rumours. Does anyone think it's a pink mafia looks out for the pink mafia thing?

Hot - so many gay rumours there must be some truth.

Cheryl Cole (The X Factor UK - formerly)
Dec (of Ant & Dec) (Britain's Got Talent)
Dermot O'Leary (The X Factor UK)
Louis Walsh (The X Factor UK)

I'm sure there are more. Was Simon an exec producer of American Idol back in the day?

Mind you - all this is just speculation.

True. It is a habit of his.

Cheryl Cole has had heavy rumors for years and so has her husband who sued the tabloids because they ran pictures of him with other men...

Originally Posted by Sarzy

I've heard Simon is gay, and yeah he does hire people who have had gay rumours about them. But lots of people in Showbiz have because lots of them actually are gay! But nah I don't think they're a pink mafia lol.

You should look who has Max Clifford as a publicist. He's set Cowell up with women and run womanizer stories about him for years to cover his sexuality. He does it with lots of his clients.

Oh Max Clifford. I hope he's paid well.

**Novice** · February 14th, 2012, 12:50 PM

This again? Is Cheryl Cole gay?

And FWIW I don't remember any "heavy rumors" about her either as Cole to Tweedy.

**witchcurlgirl** · February 14th, 2012, 01:50 PM

Instead of an offer you can't refuse the Pink Mafia will make you an offer that is just to die for.

**Mel1973** · February 14th, 2012, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

The pink mafia. If you don't pay up, they come around your house and criticize your decor.

Originally Posted by sluce

They dress you in polyester before you sleep with the fishes.

Originally Posted by Novice

Instead of a horse's head, they put nylon sheets on your bed?

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Instead of an offer you can't refuse the Pink Mafia will make you an offer that is just to die for.

I approve all these statements. what ridiculous rot!

**Sarzy** · February 14th, 2012, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

This again? Is Cheryl Cole gay?

And FWIW I don't remember any "heavy rumors" about her either as Cole to Tweedy.

There's been lots of rumours about Cheryl and her having been a beard for Ashley. It was after this that they got married.
Ashley Cole is in the Gay Orgy Sex Tape - 2:48AM
The only other rumours of romance Cheryl has had with men is with Derek Hough....who's gay

**Novice** · February 14th, 2012, 06:12 PM

What about Will.I.Am?

**Sarzy** · February 14th, 2012, 06:19 PM

http://thecount.com/2009/06/22/will-i-am-is-gay/

But seriously, I don't think those were ever serious rumours about Cheryl and Will. I think he was her manager? Who knows! It's just a bit of fun.

**sluce** · February 14th, 2012, 06:22 PM

Forget about their sexuality please. Let's focus on the important stuff - how they are all part of the illuminati!!!!

**Novice** · February 14th, 2012, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Sarzy

Will.i.Am is Gay - Celebrity Gossip Served Up Fresh - TheCount.com

But seriously, I don't think those were ever serious rumours about Cheryl and Will. I think he was her manager? Who knows! It's just a bit of fun.

Yeah, Perez Hilton declaring Will.I.Am a f*gg*t is all the proof I need...

So we've got some old/dodgy/non-specific rumours about a mouthy chick from Newcastle & Louis? And that validates all the BS that is this thread?
Okaythen.