A-Lister to be outed next week?

[Honey]

I had abit of a crush on Kevin after I saw The Usual Suspects, and Benicio Del Toro

[Aella]

...I thought Spacey was out already. Oh, well!

[Grimmlok]

He might as well be, but his demented Spaceytard fans refuse to see the light.

[A*O]

Shhhhhhh it's not a fantard, it's Keyzer Soze

[Beeyotch]

Originally Posted by Sola

It sounds like everyone here is fantasizing about my identity. Oh, how delicious indeed! Now let me see. Shall I be Kevin Spacey or that Asian housewife? Keyser Söze or Madame Butterfly? Gloom and glory against exoticism and Puccini-esque romance… Mmmmm…

But I know what you’re all waiting for. Aren’t the gay / homophobic stalkers increasingly provocative on purpose? Okay then, I’m Kevin Spacey, and here is what I have to say. Better fasten your belts, my buddies, it might be a little tough. And a little long too. Here we go.

THE SPACEY HORROR MEDIA SHOW, part one.

I’m just trying to figure out why you people are so f*cking obsessed with my private life. I’m a rather ugly character actor, a theatre rat, a workaholic and a highbrow. Nothing glamorous or sexy about me, I’m an antistar. In spite of that, I’ve been generating for twelve years a buzz that keeps me incredibly hot in the public eye. I’m supposed to hide dark secrets, the backlash of my creepy onscreen image, I guess. I know I shouldn’t complain about it. It’s not so hard to deal with the morons who trash me. As Leonard Cohen says, “climb on your tears and be silent like a rose on its ladder of thorns”. It certainly costs me less than displaying my intimate life would. And then in real life people usually respect me, anyway, except, once in a while, for a fistful of cowards in the darkness of a theatre hall.

The main problem lies in the media sphere. Vicious circle. The tabloids and the internet feeding each other ad infinitum. Grapevine, guesswork, speculation, bluff and hoax. Everyone parroting their own version of old news, or claiming they have an inside knowledge and a juicy story to tell – as by chance. Can you imagine how odd it is to find oneself reflected in that prism?

Take that Capri thing, for instance. Most interesting indeed. On August 17, 2007, the New York Post runs a titbit that reads I’m cruising the island with a handsome young man (yeah, right, all my bodyguards should be women, a la Khadafi, you know). Three days earlier, on the other side of the pond, an Italian rag (Corriere del Mezzogiorno, 14 August, 2007) swore I’d been openly hitting on a beautiful woman in a cocktail bar. Back in the summer of 2006, as I was enjoying a short holiday in Ibiza, the Daily Mail claimed that a “spy” had seen me joined by eight (eight, no fewer!) tanned, muscular young males at the VIP area of the Km5 (a very select hetero place, though), while a few local witnesses were nicely surprised to spot me having a grand time with hot ladies at the famous Pacha nightclub. Do you know what? I’m just realising that the nature of gossip is truly a matter of culture… But where’s my reality, I’m asking you?
Of course, my gay / homophobic stalkers have already got all the answers: the guys are necessarily my lovers (yes, all of them!) and the girls are my beards. Or vice versa, because after all, I’m convinced that in our day and age gay is beautiful. Oh, by the way, I’m deeply offended at the assertion a few foul-brained people are making here that I might be a big bottom. If I were gay, I’d be the most flamboyant top who ever walked the planet. I’m a Leo, for Christ’s sake!

And how about the huge "gay scandal” the Star “revealed” after my second Oscar? Ha! Wanna see the pictures, guys? Here they are, but I warn you, don’t come back to me whining that I directed you to homophobic sites: this is truly the most aggressive and vulgar gay bashing I’ve ever seen about my little self on the internet. http://www.geocities.com/diabhalspacey/kevclimb.htm
Naturally, its author has selected the most “compromising” pics that were published by the tabloid. Watch them carefully, guys, using my friend Sola’s method, and be honest for once. Apart from that, I loved the hack’s work in the Star article, very imaginative. I hope that guy was gay himself and had a nice time jerking off with his right hand while typing with the left one. It’d be sad otherwise… I mean, if that hack was a straight man with an agenda to cook up homophobic tales (like that slavish Tom Junod who first outed me in Esquire). How depressing that kind of job must be! Ah well, those people have to eat too, I guess.

I could also talk at length about the 2004 “incident” near the Geraldine Mary park in London, but I think you might be better enlightened by just going to one of the very best sites for gay propaganda, and read all the comments on this page: http://www.queerty.com/the-truth-about-kevin-spaceys-attack-20070913/

Raging controversy, as you can see.

Enough for today. Next episode: me and my girlfriends (and boyfriends, natch). Stay tuned!

PS: Please, Sojiita, don’t be mean to Penname. S/he’s a special friend of mine.

Sooooo...Kevin's Spacey is teh ghey?

I'm sorry, maybe my tiny, narrow mind misunderstood your Very Sophisticated, Impeccably Sourced and Terribly Self-important Journalist-piece up there.

[Grimmlok]

internets R serious business.

[Sojiita]

Originally Posted by Sola

:lollers kates::l ollerskates:

Did it occur to you that I might just be a well-informed journalist writing some kind of unauthorised biography, and just having fun playing with your sensitive little nerves?
I'm gonna tell ya what pisses ya off: all my sources are accurate and authentic. Unlike you I've got no imagination at all and I'm a born sceptic. But then I understand my twist of mind is quite upsetting to the likes of you. Just put me on your ignoring list, baby, I don't mind. However something tells me you won't... Love ya.

You are just not that interesting..either as a fantard, journo, or Spacey himself. And I am hardly pissed off..a little amused by your obvious psychopathology maybe..mildy amused. And if I am upset about anything, it has been the interboard war, trolling, and a few bans of members here-hardly anything related to you. Get over yourself!

Originally Posted by penname

I turn my back for five minutes and the place goes mad. Children, children, please! Anyway, in order:

* Thank you, McJag, yes indeed, I humbly apologise for QEII's hairdresser and will despatch him/her to the US for shooting forthwith. We don't do shooting ourselves (unless you happen to be a pheasant or a fox), but please feel free to make your own arrangements.

* Re Sola's post - I didn't see that coming. But while I consider how best to ask him to marry me (so I can help him prove he's not gay - all in the nature of research for GR, you understand), Sojiita, it would be really nice if you'd give yourself a day off from all that aggression. It can't be good for your health and I worry about you...

* Sola, I think we're obsessed with gossip rather than orientation per se. Gossiping about celebs is no different from old village gossips chattering to one another over the garden fence about anything different, hidden or mysterious. When everything is entirely open, it soon loses its gossip value. (Hence no-one bothers speculating about Ian McKellen.) It's no doubt as galling as hell, but at least you can laugh all the way to the bank. However, I have two words for anyone who thinks acting in a gay role automatically means you're stuck with a gay label: John. Hurt. (Oh God, please don't tell me I'm wrong about him too! ) But I look forward to the next installment. Oh, and in the meantime, thank you sooo much for defending me - and Sarzy, too. Bless!

* Grimmlok, you're hysterical. *blows kiss* But Sola is entirely correct. In real English it's sceptic, not skeptic - and it's our blooming language! At least it's the Queen's English. And you lost all your rights to our Lizzy when you dumped all our tea.

Give myself off a day from what? You really are not that familiar with the board are ya dear. You think there was real hostility here? And for the record once again..we really do not care that much if Spacey is gay or not. Really. it is idle chatter.

[Raspberry gashes]

^No, Iheartparis, I think he's not bad, but mostly I just think he's a really cool man.

[Sojiita]

Well, anyway the whole thread is just a tease and a crock of shit. Nobody was outed(and they should not be IMO unless they are actively hurting gays/supporting anti gay stuff) and it was all a bunch of shit.


*At least I got to converse briefly with Kevin though!

And learned that skeptic is 'sceptic' in Britain..you learn something new every day... I love British words..especially slang like skiver, minger, slag, chav, etc.

[Honey]

Do Sola and Penname know one another?

[Sola]

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

He might as well be

He might? Enough wishful thinking, for heaven's sake. The historians are asking for concrete evidence!

but his demented Spaceytard fans refuse to see the light.

[Spacey mode on] And my fanatical gay/homophobic stalkers refuse to hear my word. [Spacey mode off]

[Keyser Söze mode on] So that this funny war is going to last until Doomsday, yay! [Keyser Söze mode off].

[McJag]

Originally Posted by Sweetie

^ McJag, do you have a crush on Grimm today.

Nothing is more fun than Gimm all riled up!

Originally Posted by Honey

Do Sola and Penname know one another?

You know,I think they just might...
Now everyone be nice! Remember FF! I warned you!!

[Grimmlok]

Fneh, the spaceytards still have nothing on the Jacko fantards, or even the Maniston Fanistons.

This one barely rates a Fanjaya.

[Sojiita]

'fanatical gay/homophobic stalkers' ..???..where..on this board? I do not see any. Sola we did not go searching you out..you came here..to post about nothing but Kevin. Who is stalking whom? None of us here really give enough of a shit about Kevin Spacey to 'be fanatical' or 'stalkerish'.

Sola...do a board search using 'Kevin Spacey' and see what turns up. Not a whole lot. If we are so enamored/obsessed/stalking/fanatical about him..wouldn't he be more of a main topic, not just some passing side note?

Think about it.

[mrs.v]

Originally Posted by Sola

Déja vu. Not funny. Humourless buzz killers should be mercilessly shot down.

So should people that beat a dead horse.