March 13th, 2007, 08:39 PM
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that's scenario #2.
the plumber coming to the door has been phased out since the 1980's.
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I think my uncle's wife was into 1980's porn. My uncle ended up catching her in bed with their plumber and divorced her. She said she met him and started the affair after he unclogged a toilet in their house! The family still snickers about it and the affair happened in the 80's! 
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March 13th, 2007, 08:43 PM
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my favourite was the robbers going through their haul,
Girl:"we're so rich"
Guy:"yeah"
Girl:"Filthy rich"
(cue porn music)
Guy: "yeah. Christ I love your (expletive deleted)."
Girl: "Yeah? We'll why don't you lick it then?"
Guy: "Oh yeah"
I don't know why I put that in quotations or why I didn't just write the swear, cause it's obvious what she's talking about... her lollipop maybe?
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I saw part of a porn where these two girls are making out on their twin bed (since they are suppose to be college dorm girls and you know they do that ALL of the time!) and this FBI agent busts through the door out of nowhere in his X-Files suit.Without saying a word he jumps into bed with the two girls and they all go at it without asking any questions.
I was like "What the fuck? Where did the FBI plot come into the 'movie' and why didn't the girls wonder why an FBI agent was in their room?" They never explained why a FBI agent was in a dorm even after the bedroom adventure was over, I guess they thought it would be a hot scene no matter what. Porn is HILARIOUS!
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March 14th, 2007, 02:27 AM
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um i'd like to start a porn wit a trainer at my gym 
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March 20th, 2007, 03:50 AM
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What is so hot about Jake? He's hairy. I just don't understand my attraction to him. He was so weird in City Slickers!
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March 20th, 2007, 01:50 PM
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he's hot in an ugly way; he's ugly hot and that is just waaaaay hot! b/c u know you shouldnt like him and you try not too but damn you just can't help yourselfand before you know it; YOU NEED A NEW PAIR OF PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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March 20th, 2007, 10:17 PM
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I wouldn't call Jake hairy. Those 3 "beefy bear" guys, yes. Jake not so much. I think his eyes and smile make him *dreamy.* I don't care if he's gay, I'd still do dirty, filthy sexual things to him.
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March 21st, 2007, 03:08 AM
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he's hot in an ugly way; he's ugly hot and that is just waaaaay hot! b/c u know you shouldnt like him and you try not too but damn you just can't help yourself and before you know it; you need a new pair of panties |
That was hard to follow, but fun in the process. I got it in the end! 
Beeyotch I agree actually.
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March 21st, 2007, 01:47 PM
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omg i agree with you too Beeyotch  !
it would be dirty and it would filthy and oh so satisfying!
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March 22nd, 2007, 07:53 AM
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Jake isn't THAT hairy! Men are SUPPOSED to have some hair, no hair at all is a big turn off for me. I never thought he was that hot until i saw him in Donnie Darko- i really liked him in that.
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April 4th, 2007, 04:18 AM
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My friend pulled a good one the other day. She rang me on April Fools Day (i should have known then it was bullshit) and said 'Jake Gyllenhaal officially outed himself'!  I believed it and for some reason was so shocked, even though its not THAT surprising!
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April 8th, 2007, 09:15 AM
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That photo at the end of page 2- sooooooooo adorable. I want a boyfriend that adorable.
You know, he almost looks like Daniel Radcliffe there...
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April 11th, 2007, 01:45 AM
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omg  gay. |
Even though I don't think pictures prove anything because it's all about camera angles and "moments," that's a pretty gay looking picture! Completely adorable though! Who's the other guy with him? They're hot!
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April 11th, 2007, 03:09 AM
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Even though I don't think pictures prove anything because it's all about camera angles and "moments," that's a pretty gay looking picture! Completely adorable though! Who's the other guy with him? They're hot!
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Gawd Spidey, I am floored you even said this!
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April 11th, 2007, 09:02 AM
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omg gay. |
sings 'You light up my life..."
That is an effeminate looking piccie there. Is that Robert Redford behind them?
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April 11th, 2007, 12:49 PM
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^ i got to agree actually and omg I love the Redford
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