Jake Gyllenhaal Gay? - Page 3

Grimmlok · August 21st, 2006, 05:01 PM

Remember that basketball game that Toothy was at with his ever so gay looking friend, flaming out the whole time and looking like he was gossiping like the biggest queen in the village?

Body language alone tells me he's a poof.

WickedHo · August 21st, 2006, 05:12 PM

I just can't buy into the Jake is Toothy thing from looking at still shots. I've seen him at a game with a dude, and it looked like he was into him, just cuz he was laughing and looking the dude in the eye.

Still photos do nothing for me unless the dude's like Richard Simmons gay or something. Or Kevin Spacey.

Goddammit. I guess I'm gonna havta go do some interweb photo search to find some faggoty-ass Jake G. pictures. I want to drink the punch, too, y'all!!

mistify · August 21st, 2006, 05:50 PM

who the hell is Austin Nichols???? Jake was pretty damn convincing in Brokeback made me cringe several times......

WickedHo · August 22nd, 2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistify

who the hell is Austin Nichols???? Jake was pretty damn convincing in Brokeback made me cringe several times......

Pfft! So was Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs. You gonna tell me you think Sir Anthony is a psycho killer? Dude. It's called ACTING.

mistify · August 22nd, 2006, 01:55 PM

wicked ho boy your name fits.... I was stating that, he was pretty damn convincing and to compare him to Anthony hopkinns PLEASE not even.

WickedHo · August 22nd, 2006, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistify

wicked ho boy your name fits....

Heh heh... It's called A JOKE.

While looking for some gay photos of The Alleged Toothy Tile, I came across this. I don't know what it "proves," but it's, um... interesting? When I'm back from lunch, I'll post a few pix I found cuz they're a hoot! And all y'all ayesayers will appreciate it.

** is "ayesayers" even a word? it is now! **

From: http://www.*********.com/styles/man-bags/

Jake Gyllenhaal Proud to Wear a Man Bag

[IMG]http://www.*********.com/images/jakeg_manbag.jpg[/IMG]
It’s the attack of the killer man bag. Yikes. The controversial Jake Gyllenhaal, who has seemed to have the problem staying faithful, is completely secure in his fashion choice. If I’ve ever seen a man bag be worn so proudly, it is by Jake while he flirts- oops, I mean converses- with another woman (where you at for this one Dunst?). If anyone can be so comfortable with his masculinity and huge ego, it’s Jake- even with his messenger-style man bag/small backpack. Jake wears the bag well with. More power to him [IMG]http://www.*********.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif[/IMG]

From: This source, whatever it is.

Quote:

Tuesday, 14 February, 2006

Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols are Something

So, I'm not entirely sure what's going on in these pictures of Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols walking along the beach. Sure, they're walking along the beach, that much is clear. But when, where, how do they know each other, and why is Sophia Bush wearing those green shorts?
You see, a few weeks ago, I posted these pictures of Sophia Bush and Jake Gyllenhaal being all flirty, and what not. And yesterday, pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols at a basketball game surfaced. Of course, everyone made the requisite "Jake is gay" jokes, but it seems few others made the connection.
You can clearly see, though, that Sophia Bush is wearing the same outfit in both sets of pictures, so what's the what? I suppose it's easy to say they are all just friends, they were hanging out on the same day, no one's dating anyone, and that's that. But it's a lot more fun to say that Sophia Bush is dating Jake Gyllenhaal, cheating on Jake with his friend Austin Nichols, and she only has one, tacky outfit. What better way is there to spend Valentine's day, than by making up completely unsubstantiated rumours about celebrity love lives!?
Check out the pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols after the jump.

Wouldn't it be great if, in those bball pix with Austin, they're looking up at themselves on the Jumbotron (or whatever that big screen is called) and it says that they're lovers, but they're not, but they laugh anyway and play along? Wouldn't that be grand? Cuz I still don't think ole Jakeypoo is Toothy.

JordanJames · September 9th, 2006, 03:17 AM

I definitely think Jake and Austin are gay couple. Time will tell though. And by the way when is Ted going to do more Toothy Tile blind Items? Ever since the public got wind that Jake and Austin could be a couple Austin just vanished. And now all these articles saying Jake isn't gay I am suspicious. Of course I could be wrong. But I think Jake is Toothy Tile.