Proof! Kenny Chesney IS NOT GAY.

buttmunch · January 30th, 2006, 04:47 AM

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January 30, 2006 -- KENNY Chesney may be straight after all. The impeccably groomed country crooner has battled gay rumors since his quickie marriage to Renée Zellweger ended with an allegation of "fraud," but now Foxnews.com's Roger Friedman serves up proof of Chesney's manly ways straight from a fetching flight attendant's mouth. Friedman was on a Southwest Airlines flight last week, and flight attendant Paula Jackson announced "that she had been Chesney's lover for 10 years before he met and married Zellweger," Friedman writes. " 'I taught him everything he knows,' " the chatty Jackson told passengers. " 'Renée should have called me, I would have told her, there's no way he should be married.' " Jackson - who is a decade older than the singer - described the chrome-domed Chesney as a capable lover who also had a full head of hair in the days she went with him.
nypost.com

All I can say is that many of my gay friends have tried out life on the other team, just to make sure...

A*O · January 30th, 2006, 04:52 AM

Flight attendant Paula Jackson is probably Paul Jackson in another life so I don't believe a word 'she' says.

panda · January 30th, 2006, 04:54 AM

He's still FUGLY!

aabbcc · January 30th, 2006, 06:43 AM

Well, anyone can say they slept with someone, but that doesn't mean it's true. And considering the original source is Fox news, I find it hard to take it seriously. LMAO

As for it proving he isn't gay, I'll pass on that. Lots of closeted gay men sleep with women in an effort to appear straight.

ourmaninBusan · January 30th, 2006, 08:24 AM

I have to wonder what a guy has to do to prove he's not gay to the
public.

If he gets married, she could be a beard.

If she gets pregnant, he must've impregnated her with a turkey baster.

If he bends her over on live TV and hammers it into her...well,
he's trying too hard to prove he's straight, so he must be gay.

I KNOW!

Get fat, drink beer and let your abs go to SHIT. And talk about
cars day in and day out. OH YEAH! And wear shitty t-shirts
with stupid expressions like, "Keep On Truckin'."

That oughta do it!

UndercoverGator · January 30th, 2006, 08:30 AM

Is that 'Poof' instead of 'Proof'?

Palermo · January 30th, 2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan

I have to wonder what a guy has to do to prove he's not gay to the
public.

If he gets married, she could be a beard.

If she gets pregnant, he must've impregnated her with a turkey baster.

If he bends her over on live TV and hammers it into her...well,
he's trying too hard to prove he's straight, so he must be gay.

I KNOW!

Get fat, drink beer and let your abs go to SHIT. And talk about
cars day in and day out. OH YEAH! And wear shitty t-shirts
with stupid expressions like, "Keep On Truckin'."

That oughta do it!

A*O · January 30th, 2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan

I have to wonder what a guy has to do to prove he's not gay to the
public.

If he gets married, she could be a beard.

If she gets pregnant, he must've impregnated her with a turkey baster.

If he bends her over on live TV and hammers it into her...well,
he's trying too hard to prove he's straight, so he must be gay.

I KNOW!

This is called the Tom Cruise Method

lucyfan · January 31st, 2006, 12:10 AM

i don't care. the gay men should gladly let the straight women have him i agree with panda he's ugly.

Grimmlok · February 1st, 2006, 02:28 PM

He wore a pink tight tanktop. He's gay. No straight man would dare.

Bellatheball · March 5th, 2006, 11:53 PM

Isn't the rumor that he's been with Peyton Manning? Somehow I don't see Manning as gay but I've seen photos of them that could make you wonder.

Wonderwoman · May 16th, 2006, 09:12 PM

He is weird. Gay or straight.

cheray · May 30th, 2006, 07:29 PM

Can you imagine a couple of truckies wearing a tight pink tank top baring their midriff? What about a miner? What about policemen? What about army guys? Navy guys ..er yes perhaps...........