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Old October 7th, 2005, 01:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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We keep saying how Gay Al is so gay he's the gay superhero of gaydom, but what about Star Jones?

What do you say about a giant fat woman that married a man who is gayer than a picnic basket? She's gotta be a devoted rugmuncher.
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Old October 7th, 2005, 01:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I would have to disagree. I think she's 100% hetero, just desperate and blind to the obvious. She'll figure it out eventually....and until then, we will laugh and laugh and laugh.
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Old October 7th, 2005, 01:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OMG, I can't stand her.
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Old October 7th, 2005, 03:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i'd say she knows it and they have a deal.
she is an old, fat and ugly bitch and it was her only chance to have a "dream wedding".
he thinks if he is married noone will notice the fact that he's gay.

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me neither!!
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Old October 7th, 2005, 05:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, I don't get a lesbo vibe from her -- she's too much of a cunt. I suspect real lesbians are kinder and more interesting people in general.

I'm rambling when all I really mean to say is I HATE STAR. Star? Nice name. Fuck anyone named Star. I bet she's really Stella Jones.
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Old October 8th, 2005, 12:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, I don't get a lesbo vibe from her -- she's too much of a cunt. I suspect real lesbians are kinder and more interesting people in general.

I'm rambling when all I really mean to say is I HATE STAR. Star? Nice name. Fuck anyone named Star. I bet she's really Stella Jones.
Omigod, gag me for knowing this...isn't her full (first) name Starlette? ugh. even worse.

I think she still has no earthly idea that Al likes sausage. Isn't she super religious? Somehow she seems much too uptight to even consider a union of convience.

I predict she pops one out soon and before the kid is 5 she comes across Big Gay Al's Mandate subscription, she files for divorce under "fraud", and then takes him for every lil penny he's worth...she can do that ya know, she's a lawyer
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Old October 8th, 2005, 06:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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She's just a desperate woman who married the first homo in need of a beard who asked her. If they are both happy with the arrangement who cares? So long as they don't breed we should be safe - how old is she anyway? Her ovaries must be nearing their sell-by date. Or maybe Al has used all his sperm up 'elsewhere' by now.
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Old October 8th, 2005, 07:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Does anyone have the wedding photos of them? The candid ones? There's one of Al sitting in a limo, and he looks scared beyond belief
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Old October 8th, 2005, 12:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That pic is fucking scary
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Old October 8th, 2005, 12:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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His mustache alone is a dead gay-giveaway. He looks like something out of Prince and the Revolution!
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3rd big pic....holy cow that woman has the ugliest eyes. The way her lid just slopes outward from her brow to her eyelashes...so utterly bovine. I mean, I know that was the way she was born, but ew. If she were actually a kind, decent human being I might not notice her horrible features.
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Old October 8th, 2005, 03:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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She's straight. She older now and wants to settle down and have kids just like her friends//
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Old October 8th, 2005, 06:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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With a queer that is living a life on the downlow.....
God love her for being so ridiculously stupid.....
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