August 27th, 2007, 03:23 PM
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Jake Gyllenhaal and boyfriend expecting a baby?
If this is true, this is awesome. So I guess all the pics with Reese are fakes? I do think Jake is gay and Reese is just a friend/beard, but this story is a bit over the top.
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August 27th, 2007, 03:26 PM
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well it's about fucking time, but hey Jake.. coulda said it sooner. Douche.
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August 27th, 2007, 03:33 PM
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I didn't know he was out. I thought it's all rumors.
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August 27th, 2007, 03:48 PM
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Well he's not out yet...the article says he plans to come out by the end of the month. We shall see.
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August 27th, 2007, 03:49 PM
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Wasn't there a blind item about this? Can someone more resourceful than me find it for us lol?
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August 27th, 2007, 03:55 PM
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Oh Toothy...I mean Jake, just go ahead and spread your big gay wings. You'll be so much happier.
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August 27th, 2007, 03:56 PM
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yep, toothy tile was said to be expecting with his boyfriend!
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August 27th, 2007, 04:04 PM
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Man, I hope its not Austin Nichols. Saw his mug shot from his recent arrest and dayum, he is FUG! He looks like Butthead.
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August 27th, 2007, 04:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by texlux
Wasn't there a blind item about this? Can someone more resourceful than me find it for us lol?
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This is from 3/16/07:
Stork Stirrings
Since it's Blind Friday, thought I'd also give you the latest on Toothy Tile. Hear he's not really planning on adopting a kiddo, as I previously broke a few weeks ago. Nope. I was—gasp!—wrong.
Turns out T2, so blab our mutual amigos, plans on swirling up his love juice, right alongside his boyfriend's procreating protein, ya know, putting it in some kinda beaker or toaster, or something, and mixing it around with a donor's eggs, then putting the results into yet another donor to carry the resulting embryo.
The plan is, Boyfriend Tile will then, legally (and far, far away from pokin' press types like yours truly) be listed as papa—when, in fact, our beloved Tooth just may be the correct daddio.
Oh, the lengths scaredy-cat cats will go to in order to cover up their preferred meowing ways. So damn silly. Why the hell can't the dudes be more like roarin' hons such as Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels, spouses and partners who are proud of whom they purr 'n' poke at?
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August 27th, 2007, 04:13 PM
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sounds like bs to me. not that he's gay, he might/probably is. but what crap is that that a blogger who's calling himself "former hollywood publicist" knows about jake coming out until the end of this month?! oh please! so is jake going around telling people he will be coming out soon?! hardly! why not come out straight away.
oh and if he was caught with is boyfriend having sex in a car and would have gotten arrested I am pretty sure we would have heard.
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August 27th, 2007, 04:45 PM
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I LOVE Ted C!!!
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August 27th, 2007, 04:50 PM
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his boyfriend and him are expecting? from the butt...
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August 27th, 2007, 04:51 PM
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So I guess all the pics with Reese are fakes?
Where exactly are all these pictures? I've only seen one and they were at work on a movie set.
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August 27th, 2007, 04:58 PM
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I totally call BULLSHIT on the whole report.... cept the part that he is gay.
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August 27th, 2007, 05:07 PM
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Gay??? And a Baby? Were all the straight relationships he had with women just a fake or cover up?
Because I once even remember pics of him with Sophia Bush...!!!
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