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If this is true, this is awesome. So I guess all the pics with Reese are fakes? I do think Jake is gay and Reese is just a friend/beard, but this story is a bit over the top.
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well it's about fucking time, but hey Jake.. coulda said it sooner. Douche.
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Stork Stirrings Since it's Blind Friday, thought I'd also give you the latest on Toothy Tile. Hear he's not really planning on adopting a kiddo, as I previously broke a few weeks ago. Nope. I was—gasp!—wrong. Turns out T2, so blab our mutual amigos, plans on swirling up his love juice, right alongside his boyfriend's procreating protein, ya know, putting it in some kinda beaker or toaster, or something, and mixing it around with a donor's eggs, then putting the results into yet another donor to carry the resulting embryo. The plan is, Boyfriend Tile will then, legally (and far, far away from pokin' press types like yours truly) be listed as papa—when, in fact, our beloved Tooth just may be the correct daddio. Oh, the lengths scaredy-cat cats will go to in order to cover up their preferred meowing ways. So damn silly. Why the hell can't the dudes be more like roarin' hons such as Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels, spouses and partners who are proud of whom they purr 'n' poke at? __________________ |
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sounds like bs to me. not that he's gay, he might/probably is. but what crap is that that a blogger who's calling himself "former hollywood publicist" knows about jake coming out until the end of this month?! oh please! so is jake going around telling people he will be coming out soon?! hardly! why not come out straight away.
oh and if he was caught with is boyfriend having sex in a car and would have gotten arrested I am pretty sure we would have heard. |
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