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Old August 9th, 2007, 10:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink Fembot Kalan Porter comes out as straight! (his velour jacket says otherwise)
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Kalan Porter, the winner of Canadian Idol's second season, has come out as straight and yes, that was really necessary. C'mon, he plays the violin! Under the headline "Some Tough MySpace Questions," which is sort of "A Very Special Blossom"-y title, the 21-year-old cutie proclaimed his heterosexuality, answering the question "Are you gay?" with, "I'm not. But I get it... I'm clearly not He-Man of the year of anything." He isn't even She-Ra of the year! We thought that was Portia de Rossi! He added, "I truly respect the gay community. They've embraced who they are and I believe in that." Aww! In other softball answers to tough questions, Kalan has never done drugs, believes in God and directs all inquires about the meaning of life towards Bono (really!).

Kalan Comes Out As Straight (For Now) : Dramarama : Celebs : Entertainment : Sympatico / MSN
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Old August 9th, 2007, 10:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2007, 10:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old August 10th, 2007, 12:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I normally just read here, but I had to come and defend Kalan Porter! Aww, cmon, he's a cutie. That article is totally skewed. Take a look at the real blog. I know he's pretty, but he's pretty funny too. Wicked violin solo in his new scrabble video.

blog.myspace.com/kalanporter
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He looks like Chiniston and Navratilova's lovechild.
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He also looks like he's got titties.
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Old August 10th, 2007, 02:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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He looks like Jennifer Grey.







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Old August 10th, 2007, 05:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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He looks like an ugly girl.
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Old August 10th, 2007, 09:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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He can be straight and still want to look like a girl, right? That's what I think he's doing.
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Old August 10th, 2007, 09:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Wait a minute, that's not a girl???


Apparently I need to read more carefully...
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Old August 10th, 2007, 02:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I actually like this kid...

He seems nice and has an awesome voice...

Anyways he is actually rather good looking with straight hair and when he isn't dressed or made up so...errr...much like a girl...
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Old August 10th, 2007, 02:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Come on now. If we're going to play, let's play fair. I think the three worst pics ever taken of Kalan appear on here. Does no one at all think he's a cutie pie? More importantly, he's incredibly talented with a deep, rich voice and a wicked sense of humor!

And if you can get past the screams, these are pretty good:

YouTube - Kalan Porter - House of the Rising Sun

YouTube - kalan porter - nature boy

YouTube - kalan porter - still



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Maybe he's a lesbian.
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Old August 10th, 2007, 02:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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He the original post he looks like Celine Dion's long lost son.
He is handsome in a feminine sort of way...
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