Wanna know who's gay? Just ask me!

[kris]

How do I know? In my hands is a little black folder of who's gay and lesbian. Some of these facts come from Time Magazine, The Post, Maxim Magazine, The Star, Variety, John Lithgow himself, Gossiplist.com, alt.gossip.celebrities, and various eye witnesses.

I can also tell you who they've slept with. The answers may surprise and possibly anger you. Do you really want to know if your favorite performers and heroes are in the closet?

Since I have tons of names of celebs, I can't post all of them, so you gotta give me specific names.

[darksithbunny]

Tom The Midget Cruise. AND give me the goods!

[RevellingInSane]

Wentworth Miller, Matt McConaughey, Whitney Houston.

[kris]

Originally Posted by darksithbunny

Tom The Midget Cruise. AND give me the goods!

Hello. Welcome! Here's the dirt on Cruise:

Vain & arrogant $cientologist. Never graduated from high school. Acted toward Nicole Kidman during their break-up, which was partially based on wanting to raise his kids as $cientologists (she wanted to raise them Catholic). Forces his lovers, mostly male, to sign non-disclosure contracts before having sex with them. Nicole's pregnancy may have been with Ewan MacGregor on the set of Moulin Rouge. Broke up with Nicole via representatives. Keeps Katie Holmes locked up like a Geisha. Sexually linked with Patricia Arquette, Cher, Penelope Cruz, Rebecca De Mornay, Nelly Furtado, Katie Holmes, Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Heather Locklear, Paul Newman, Lisa Marie Presley (fellow $cientologist), and Mimi Rogers (first wife).

[SVZ]

George Eads! Great thread idea this is fun

[kris]

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

Wentworth Miller, Matt McConaughey, Whitney Houston.

Here's the dirt on Matthew McConaughey:

Self-absorbed jerk. Possible FOD (Friend of Dorothy aka "gay"). Pothead. Horndog, and by one account a rapist who stalked and terrorized a woman from 1993-2000. Hygenically challenged. Sexually linked to Sandra Bullock, Penelope Cruz, Janet Jackson, Ashley Judd


Here's the dirt on Whitney Houston:

Shrill and unpleasant. Hygenically challenged. Was notoriously, infamously unpleasant and hard to work with on the set of Waiting to Exhale. Closet Lesbian. Battered Wife. Crackhead and Cokehead. Breast implants. Sexually linked to Enrique Iglesias, Robert De Niro, and Kelly McGillis.


Sorry, I have nothing on Wentworth Miller at the moment. I'll get back to you on that.

[kris]

Originally Posted by SVZ

George Eads! Great thread idea this is fun

Here's the dirt on George Eads:


All-around nice guy. Big flirt with the ladies. And packs a mighty tool. Very popular with the girls on the set of Savannah, the WB show. Sexually linked with Shannon Sturges and Jamie Luner.

[McJag]

John Lithgow? And can we see the little black folder??

[kris]

Originally Posted by McJag

John Lithgow? And can we see the little black folder??

Here's the dirt on John Lithgow:


Reportedly a very nice man. Very together and professional.

[McJag]

Originally Posted by kris

Here's the dirt on John Lithgow:


Reportedly a very nice man. Very together and professional.

YEAAA!
William Shatner?

[kris]

Just so you all know, my black folder has not just actor of today, but all from the 20s up to today, and directors, singers, politicians, etc.

Donald Trump? Got him.
Carole Lombard? Got her.
Barbra Streisand, Warren Beatty, Lil Kim? Got them!

[kris]

Originally Posted by McJag

YEAAA!
William Shatner?

OH BOY! Are you ready?


Here's the dirt on William Shatner:



Depending on who you talk to, he's either a humorless martinet and control freak (especially on the set on Star Trek) or a charmingly conceited man. Was a known Bisexual, especially in his younger days. Alcoholic. Has used hookers in the past. Bad tipper.

[kris]

Wanna know about Charlie Sheen? Gene Simmons? John Wayne? Barbara Walters? Just ask me.

[McJag]

Whee-Donald Trump AND Carole Lombard,please!!

[kris]

Someone asked about Wentworth Miller:

The Prison Break star is secretly dating Luke McFarlane. "Wentworth and Luke have been secretly dating for almost six months now,” says a source close to the pair. “They’ve been very quiet about their relationship, obviously, as Wentworth is not out of the closet. Things between the pair are so serious that the couple is talking about moving in together.”
“They spend a lot of time at each other’s houses,” says the insider. “Wentworth has been pretty reclusive since he’s become famous and he’s been even more of a shut-in since he started dating Luke.”