Jeremy Piven comes out of the closet!

[Raspberry gashes]

, well not really.


JEREMY Piven likes to joke about why he's 41 and single. "I'd love to have a girlfriend - if I weren't gay," he tells Playboy's March issue. "That's right, I'm gay! I'm gayer than Liberace in 1972." As to why he's seen as a round-the-clock party boy, Piven adds, "At the moment, I happen to be the mother[bleep]ing pretty girl . . . The pretty girl who goes to the hot spot sure does look like she goes out all the time, right?"

-http://www.nypost.com/seven/02012007/gossip/pagesix/pretty_as_piven_pagesix_.htm


This is why he's not gay; a closeted gay man would never say something like that!

[Grimmlok]

Gayer than Richard Simmons at a 50% off sale.

[aabbcc]

Aww ... I love Richard Simmons. He should come out already. It's not like the whole world doesn't know.

[Algernon]

I don't know...I think Richard Simmons definitely falls into that 'asexual' category.

[Grimmlok]

Ok, you point out to me which part of this is NOT gay







cuz like honestly, it's more like this:

[sputnik]

awww! i love richard simmons. he's so cute! i want to just pat him on his curly head.

[bite me spidey]

Jeremy sure is a smartass.