George Clooney is a totally closeted gay man...

**CleverClassyJazzy** · January 26th, 2007, 08:03 PM

Why, you ask, do I say this? Because he pings my gaydar and has done so at least since ER.

Because Matt Damon recently said he likes hitting men on their butts.

Because he is what they used to call back in the day, a "comfirmed bachelor."

**Mira** · January 26th, 2007, 09:06 PM

Yeah, he is a lot like Cary Grant from back in the old days. (You know, the famous guy who had a beard named Dyan Cannon for awhile, with a daughter named Jennifer.)

**DeadDwarf** · January 26th, 2007, 09:08 PM

I don't really know for sure. I wouldn't say I would be surprised if he came out of the closet, but I think I lean more towards him being straight than gay. It's Hollywood, who knows anymore!

DitaPage* · January 26th, 2007, 09:48 PM

GAY GAY GAY GAY as a parade. I still love him though, I dont think he's super-hot or anything, I love him as an actor and he's a real character from what I see/hear.

**pacific breeze** · January 26th, 2007, 10:20 PM

He's had way too many girlfriends to be gay. I say he's bisexual.

**Pandora** · January 26th, 2007, 10:31 PM

I've had strong suspicions ever since I was a teen. They grew stronger after I read a story about an ex-"girlfriend" he wouldn't touch with a 10-yard pole.

**SweetPea** · January 26th, 2007, 11:10 PM

He was married at one time to Talia Balsam, Martin's daughter for almost 4 years but could be studio set up.

DitaPage* · January 27th, 2007, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by pacific breeze

He's had way too many girlfriends to be gay. I say he's bisexual.

They're not girlfriends, they're beards. And then comes all the 'wont commit to any of them' crap that goes with it.

**yanna** · January 27th, 2007, 02:13 AM

There's something about how he has carefully cultivated his Hollywood heartbreaker style. He doesn't really ping my gaydar but I find his dating habits a bit suspect.

**bite me spidey** · January 29th, 2007, 03:29 AM

I find it funny whenever anybody acts like their opinion is fact.

Oh boy oh boy.

He's never "pinged" anything for me but I wouldn't be surprised. I've said it a million times 'cause I just don't care enough to be surprised if someone is gay.

**crackho** · January 29th, 2007, 11:32 AM

Well, if he is, he obviously doesn't want us to know about it.

**bite me spidey** · January 29th, 2007, 10:40 PM

I love your icon, crackho!

**crackho** · January 30th, 2007, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by bite me spidey

I love your icon, crackho!

Thanks, sometimes I think it may be a bit abrasive....lol.

**AliceInWonderland** · January 30th, 2007, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by CleverClassyJazzy

Why, you ask, do I say this? Because he pings my gaydar and has done so at least since ER.

Because Matt Damon recently said he likes hitting men on their butts.

Because he is what they used to call back in the day, a "comfirmed bachelor."

soooo agreed! and he had a pet pig.