Jennifer Aniston: lesbian?

Raspberry gashes · January 22nd, 2007, 04:55 PM

Stop the presses ya'll...Those of you pining for a Brad/Jen reconciliation (why???) should give up now... There's an underground rumour circulating in Hollywood that the REAL reason she wouldn't have his babies - aside from the fact that she's a frigid ***** - is because she actually likes girls. Apparently she's been schtupping Mark Wahlberg's first cousin for months (wonder if she has 3 nipples too...) and was so afraid that her true orientation would see the light of day that she begged Brad to play along, keeping it from an unsuspecting, Rachel-obsessed public (kinda like the Gay Midget Dwarf...more on him later). Other factors that seem to corroborate the story are that she's been honoured by GLAAD like a thousand times AND her whole personal crew is either bisexual or lesbian (Kathy Najimy is one of her best friends), with the exception of Courteney Cox, AND, she hasn't had any onscreen chemistry with any of her male leads...yes, including Ross. Is this a load of crap? Well, I sill haven't decided....but the funny thing is, she would be my new fave darling if she actually turned out to be a lesbian. Hey Goddess...me again. Please make Jennifer Aniston a lesbian. Please make this Priority #1. And then work on Paris. Thank you. Love, Lainey. And for those of you keeping 'ring watch' on the Pitts, here's Jen sans ring late last week after a doctor's appt. Separation. Divorce. Come out of the closet. Just another day in Hollywood.

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=1222

Icepik · January 22nd, 2007, 04:58 PM

Wouldn't that just be hilarious if it were true?

Will wait for all the MANiston comments now

Raspberry gashes · January 22nd, 2007, 05:01 PM

It would be great, because it would shut up all those people who felt sorry for poor Jennifer being cheated on and being dumped by Brad, when it was really just another beard flying the coop!

Oh and I never bought the Vaughniston story; i reckon hes gay too.

southernbelle · January 22nd, 2007, 06:07 PM

I really don't think that Jennifer Aniston is a lesbian or even bisexual. The fact that a lot of her "crew" is does not mean anything since so many people in that industry are gay or bisexual. Most stars hang out with homosexuals. It doesn't mean that they are. I've just never gotten that sort of vibe from her, and I don't understand the part about her not having chemistry with her costars. I've always thought that she had chemistry with every single one of them.

JuicyLucy · January 22nd, 2007, 06:59 PM

She's not a lesbian, this is pure rubbish.
But the idea that she could be is quite amusing.

aabbcc · January 22nd, 2007, 07:03 PM

I would say no also, but I get a huge gay vibe from Helen Hunt and she's definitely not, so what do I know.

Mira · January 22nd, 2007, 07:26 PM

This rumor about Jennifer Aniston has been floating around for quite awhile now. This issue is nothing new, except the details of the latest news story.

cheray · January 22nd, 2007, 07:32 PM

I totally believed her and Ross. I wanted a relationship like that. She must have had some on screen whatsit to make you, well me, believe their relationship.

CherryDarling · January 22nd, 2007, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mira

This rumor about Jennifer Aniston has been floating around for quite awhile now. This issue is nothing new, except the details of the latest news story.

Yuppers Mira...I heard it quite awhile ago actually.

SunShine23 · January 22nd, 2007, 08:39 PM

well this article is quite old seeing as how they mention her ringless.