November 3rd, 2005, 08:38 AM
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From PerezHilton.com:
Clay Aiken may noyt like pussy, but he sure loves tit!
Though he doesn't have a new Christmas album to promote, the American Idol loser is going on another Holiday tour, the follow-up to his Joyful Noise tour of last year, creatively titled Joyful Noise '05. He wants to milk those Claymates for every dime! Smart, smart boy.
Clay is keeping it in the closet family for this tour, which kicked off last night. Not only did he hire his high school voice teacher to appear in the show, but he also gave a job to John Dahlstrom, his hairstylist and rumored on-again / off-again boyfriend.
Well, it seems that things with the Gayken and his manbitch are definitely "on" because not only is John on tour with Clay, but he's branching out from his role as top hairstylist and Dahlstrom is acting as one of the dancers on the tour! That's right, John - like many a gay - really wants to be in showbiz. Dahlstrom is reportedly a trained dancer (who's great with a pair of scissors), and Clay is giving him that big break he desperately wants and needs.
Click here to download rehearsal footage of Clay that aired on The Insider that shows John in his role as dancer.
Clay may be a bottom and only 26, but he's one helluva sugar daddy.
If you've got some sugar for me, sugar daddy bring it home!
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November 3rd, 2005, 07:41 PM
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Actually, he could. He could be this guy:
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November 3rd, 2005, 08:40 PM
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At first, I believed Clay when he said he wasn't gay! I know, I know... But the rumours are pretty fierce.
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November 4th, 2005, 01:10 AM
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I never bought it when Clay claimed he was straight...no way Jose.
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November 4th, 2005, 09:05 PM
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I know I made a thread before about Clay looking scary and gay. But personally I think that Clay should just flat out say "I'm not gay" instead of going around the subject alot. And if he is gay then he should just admit it. There's nothing to be ashamed of and besides it much better than having tabloids specualte on your sex life all the time.
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November 4th, 2005, 09:09 PM
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So he has directly addressed this subject? Where? If it's an interview, I'd like to read it. I like Clay. I've said this before, but he seems asexual to me. Yes, he's kinda feminine, but he's just so squeaky clean.
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November 4th, 2005, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Frank_Rizzo
Bad Killjoy. Very bad. Clay is too icky to like. And way too gay.
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Shame on you!
I truly like Clay Aiken ..... he's genuine and down to earth .... and the boy can sing!
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November 4th, 2005, 10:09 PM
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He's like the ricky martin of sexual obscurity.. just without being attractive, or even aesthetically symmetrical.
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November 4th, 2005, 10:13 PM
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I disagree .... I think he's attractive in his own way. Truly.
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November 4th, 2005, 10:14 PM
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He looks like the pimply kid slinging burgers with the cracked voice.
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November 4th, 2005, 10:18 PM
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*ahem*
I forgive you ....... 
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November 4th, 2005, 10:43 PM
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Cracked voice when he talks maybe, but damn he can sing.
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November 4th, 2005, 10:45 PM
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Yeah, in a falsetto 
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November 4th, 2005, 10:47 PM
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Yeah, in a falsetto |
You're just JEALOUS!!! (did that give you a flashback?  )
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November 4th, 2005, 10:48 PM
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LOL Yes, I am jealous of his ferret looks, freakshow hair and ability to mince!
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