August 14th, 2006, 03:02 PM
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Longoria Wants Gay Experience
By WENN
Aug 14, 2006
Eva Longoria has warned boyfriend Tony Parker she is hoping for a "full-on gay experience", after sharing a passionate kiss with a female friend.
The Desperate Housewives actress confesses she finds women attractive and is open to the possibility taking her curiosity a step further.
The 31-year-old says, "I wish I had a full-on gay experience because I think women are beautiful creatures. They're much more attractive naked than men and it like fun. Maybe I'm just holding out for the future.
"I did kiss a woman one time and it was particularly shocking as I was not prepared for it. I met a girl in Las Vegas who I didn't know liked me. We were hanging out with a bunch of friends and we were saying goodbye and she gave me a kiss.
"It was very surprising but very nice. There were tongues involved and it was definitely a real kiss which was soft and gentle and sweet."
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http://www.postchronicle.com/news/en...21233979.shtml
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August 14th, 2006, 03:33 PM
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Attention whore. If you want to have sex with a woman- do it. Don't hold a press conference announcing your plans and secret desires.
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August 14th, 2006, 03:37 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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maybe she should stop sleeping with ugly men then.
oh wait she has to get roles somehow.
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August 15th, 2006, 12:38 AM
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Gimme a break! She only wants a 'gay experience' if several guys are oogling. Unless she could have herself cloned and speed up the aging to where she could fuck herself. Come to think of it, that might also be the one way she would never fall out of love.
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August 15th, 2006, 09:26 PM
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I dont think women are that attractive naked either! The body for both sexes, looks better with clothes on it anyday.
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August 15th, 2006, 09:38 PM
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The world must have glanced away from her for a moment.
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August 15th, 2006, 10:17 PM
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She's nuttier than a fruitcake, and get's worse by the day. Remember what they used to say about Goldwater? Paraphrasing, "in your guts, you know she's nuts".
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August 21st, 2006, 01:17 PM
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i wish she'd stfu
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August 21st, 2006, 01:19 PM
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If I was a lesbian I would NOT do her. In fact, I think it would scare me straight.
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August 27th, 2006, 03:29 PM
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She's an idiot, and she says idiotic things. Poor thing can't help herself. You could fill a calendar with daily "stupid quotes by Eva Longoria."
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August 27th, 2006, 03:49 PM
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The 31-year-old says, "I wish I had a full-on gay experience because I think women are beautiful creatures. They're much more attractive naked than men and it like fun. Maybe I'm just holding out for the future."
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I'd like to know who interviewed her and where. I'd like to know if she was just kidding about holding out for the future. I'd like to know the context. I'd like to hear/read the ENTIRE conversation. You know why? Because I too have been guilty of saying exactly what Eva has said. To an extent.
1) WickedHo thinks women are beautiful
2) WickedHo likes looking at beautiful things
3) WickedHo has kissed a couple of girls
4) WickedHo enjoyed kissing those girls
5) WickedHo doesn't like to lick cooter
6) WickedHo has lamented the fact that she doesn't like to lick cooter, cuz that means she's stuck with men, and they smell bad and are hairy
I "like" Eva Longoria, and a lot of times, I "get" where she's coming from. I submit: She won't stfu because people won't let her stfu. They keep asking her sexy questions because they know that a) sex sells and b) she don't mind talkin' 'bout it.
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August 27th, 2006, 04:13 PM
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Yay that, WickedHo!
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August 27th, 2006, 04:31 PM
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^^ Woo hoo! I'm not the only voice of dissent!
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August 27th, 2006, 04:33 PM
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How the hell did I miss this one???
CAN THIS SLUT SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY??? My god she never stops! She's unfucking believeable.
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August 27th, 2006, 04:36 PM
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^^  It really is ridiculous, isn't it?? Why the hell is she always talking about sex and stuff??? Is that the only thing people ask her about?
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