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    Default George Clooney gay?

    Something just occured to me late last night. Remember how George Clooney was the first celebrity guest voice on South Park? And remember he did the voice of Sparky, Stan's dog? And remember how Sparky turned out to be a gay dog? So, was ole Georgie C. coming out of the closet, or was he just attracted to the role because he's gay, or was it just coincidence, given the gay rumors? I dunno.

    But I do believe George Clooney to be gay.

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    I don't think Cloonery is gay.

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    i don't really think so but then again he might be bi you never know. i'm sure there are lots of closeted actors in hollywood but not sure about clooney if he is he sure has gone through a lot of beards.

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    I think that he might be gay. He hangs around his pet pig more then he does the ladies.

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    From what I understand about the gay dog, he really wanted to be on south park. Matt and Trey thought it was a great idea, but they decided that they wanted him to play a gay dog (probably figuring he'd say no and they'd come up with something else). George said no problem, and went along with it.

    I don't know, if he's anything, he's bi. He really seems to like the girls, but not really love any of them - at least not for long, and certainly not like Tom Cruise. To him, his buddies seem more important than any girl.

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    George has that old hollywood vibe about him -- he could be our version of Rock Hudson.

    Although, if he were gay, I would think he'd be shooting his mouth off about it -- he is, afterall, one of the great Hollywood minds of our generation (blech.) and we would all benefit from his wisdom on this subject.

    More likely, George is just an overgrown frat boy with a modern day version of the rat pack who is never going to grow up and will keep sh*tting in cat boxes as a joke on his friends.

    Can you tell I'm not a big George fan?

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    I think he's gay and tells his friends to give him this womanizer reputation as a cover up. I always hear about him referred to as a "womanizer" or "ladies man" or something similar but never actually see him in anything more than a platonic relationship with a woman.

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    That's what I was going to say southernbelle. He has such a huge reputation as a ladies man but I can't even think who he's been with.

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    i've always had my doubts about him. a very old-school, hollywood bachelor type of gay, but gay nonetheless, would be my guess.

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    from http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelli...rt/gossip.html

    Name-George Clooney
    Dirt-Beded Julia Roberts a few times; bi-sexual; previously seen at a Las Vegas gay bar kissing a guy; paid off 'ex fiance' with a huge settlement

    I KNEW IT!!!

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    NO WAY!!! just cause the man hangs out with a pig and hasn't "porked" a pig doesn't mean he's gay!!

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    clooney was spotted by a friend of mine with several male companions in Como area
    I believe the rumors, I think he's simply bisexual

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    Quote Originally Posted by savansa View Post
    He has such a huge reputation as a ladies man but I can't even think who he's been with.
    To some extent, they're damned if they do (screw around a lot)
    and damned if they don't ("Paul Newman's never been tempted to
    cheat? What is he, queer or something?") But if they're trying
    too hard to make someone seem like a hetero horndog...

    (click here for Tom 'THE TONGUE' Cruise) Not Safe For Lunch

    ...I'm bound to be suspicious.
    Last edited by ourmaninBusan; October 26th, 2005 at 05:17 AM. Reason: added creepy tongue goodness

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    Maybe he is asexual.

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    It's a miracle the human race isn't extinct yet, considering everybody and their uncle "is gay"

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