November 8th, 2005, 02:50 AM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
c'mon guys! when we get to 101 i'll publish it as a book 
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November 8th, 2005, 05:34 AM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
5. 
for this cover
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November 8th, 2005, 06:07 AM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
6. He looks like Martina Navratilova/Jodie Foster's lovechild
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November 8th, 2005, 08:32 AM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
He reminds me of a character in a movie I watched one time with Martin Short.I think it was called Clifford 
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November 8th, 2005, 09:07 AM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
7. Because he blows. And sucks too.
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November 10th, 2005, 02:54 AM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
8.
Quote:
"They're great shoes. I've kind of become a shoe whore. Can I say that on the air?"
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The gays love shoes 
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[ON CATS
"Actually, I don't hate cats, I'm just kinda afraid of them"
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Clay is scare of pussy  WOW big surprise
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December 21st, 2005, 12:46 PM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
11, He uses a flat iron
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December 21st, 2005, 02:07 PM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
12. He just looks like he would scream like a little girl if he saw a big hairy spider in his bathroom. Or a big hairy vagina anywhere.
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January 25th, 2006, 01:28 PM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
13. He lived in North Carolina and did not drive a pick-up truck, did not own a hound nor a gun rack. And, he admitted to singing things other than gospel or country.
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January 25th, 2006, 04:25 PM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
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He just looks like he would scream like a little girl if he saw a big hairy spider in his bathroom. Or a big hairy vagina anywhere.
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I'm sorry, if there was a giant hairy vagina squatting in my bathroom I'd run screaming too.
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January 25th, 2006, 04:29 PM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
I kind of picture the giant hairy vagina like that old SNL skit .. Landshark!
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January 25th, 2006, 04:54 PM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
... do vaginas normally pulsate?
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January 25th, 2006, 05:01 PM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
when the mood strikes them, and if their prey is near..
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January 25th, 2006, 10:28 PM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
He shaves his butthole
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January 26th, 2006, 12:17 AM
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Re: 101 Reasons Why Clay is Gay!
^^ LMAO
12. Because we said so. and because the gaydar goes off the richter scale for him...level 5 homosexual.
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