Hmm is Ted Casablanca trying to imply that Ben Affleck is Bi?

[junebug]

Morning Piss: The Afflecks—Lips Together, Teeth Apart


As my fave snoops, Page Six, just hauled out of the Esquire piece on Ben Affleck I simply did not have time to read, Jennifer Garner's least-photographed family member stated simply and emphatically:
"The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man."


Oh really? Isn't it interesting that Matt Damon's former BFF and J.Lo's ex-whipping dude mentioned a blow job without referring to (a) his wife or (b) another woman?


It's yet another disconnect in this cryptic little tale of Mr. and Mrs. Jen Garner. Yes, yes, yes, sweaty sex is always a great cure (for a lotta things), but why is Affleck even talking about guys when discussing fellatio? It's just weird. Like this marriage. And like Jen's little-known tendency to respond, off camera, after you've asked her how she is like you just asked her for...well, a blow job.


Morning Piss: The Afflecks—Lips Together, Teeth Apart - E! Online

am confused

[Beeyotch]

Haha, I keep saying things are not right between those two. Affleck is just a guy who loves his vices and no wife and kids are going to quell those urges!

But he must be really hard up for attention by dropping homoerotic implications in interviews...

[Sasha]

"The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man."

This quip couldn't be clearer if he'd slapped Ted in the face. Teddy boy is obsessed with everybody being gay or bi.

[Beeyotch]

But Affleck set himself up for that, Ted didn't need to imply anything, Ben did it himself.

[sparkly]

I took it to mean that Jen Garner doesn't give whatshisface bj's. Maybe I'm missing something...

[darksithbunny]

I don't understand it either because it's not that a straight guy can't, it's that he won't.

[GaPeach]

Originally Posted by Sasha

" Teddy boy is obsessed with everybody being gay or bi.

yep and it's getting old.

[bellini]

What an odd thing for him to say. I've never liked him. His hair or wig gives me the creeps. I think he's faking this whole family man thing too.

[mad1]

Sure I read a blind item somewhere about two oscar winning guys (and best buds) sharing a hooker. Hooker said they were watching each other the whole time and appeared to be getting off on it. The skin is very thin down there isn't it?

[pookie207]

Not that this means anything, but when I first saw Ben Affleck interviewed on the Rosie O'Donnell show, I was shocked how much he looked and acted like my best gay bud. Same vocal inflections and mannerisms. Since then, I've always been inclined to believe the rumors.

[BITTER]

I like Matt way better than I like Ben. Ben sucks.