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Thread: Vlada Roslyakova is too skinny

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    WOO HOO! I loves you Vlada girl, you make me feel sooo skinny!!!

    I do feel a bit of pity for that thong though.

    Good gracious alive, bless her heart......

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    Here's the breakdown of a day's menu for Vlada I hear..

    Breakfast - Three McDonalds McGriddles washed down with Cocola and topped off with a box of mini chocolate donuts.

    Midmorning Snack - A stick of butter wrapped in a chocolate chip waffle and topped with chopped up caramels.

    Lunch - 3 whole fried chickens and a coke

    Afternoon Snack - 1/2 gallow ice cream topped with a bag of Hershey's Minis and Fritos

    Dinner - The entire dinner menu of Taco Bell with a stop afterwards at Baskin Robbins for all 32 flavors.

    After dinner snack - a box of deep fried twinkies dipped in gravy.

    Pre bedtime snack - 3 boxes of girl scout cookies and some of those hot wings

    Midnight snack - The fridge

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    You forgot the family sized fry she had with her three chickens
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I still say she looks like Ichabod Crane after a 3 week crack binge!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I still say she looks like Ichabod Crane after a 3 week crack binge!!
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    ^ x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!
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    Actually I think Vlada has gained weight..damn she is quite the porker now. I am surprised the damn catwalk can support her giant ass. She needs to be off the catwalks of Paris and in the forests of Lorraine rooting for truffles. OINK!!!
    Aw, yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I still say she looks like Ichabod Crane after a 3 week crack binge!!
    post of the week mel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedHo View Post
    This thread won't die until Vlada does. So give it about two more weeks, nobody.


    ah! we woudnt wanna kill the girl young, would we? lets give it a month. i think i can take 800 more posts...

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    I honestly don't think this is too skinny guys. I mean, her thighs almost meet. This is like my body now except I have the hollow cheeks to go with it...c'mon people, she may have been unnaturally thin in the 'skinnier' pics but she's fine now. She just has a really wierd frame, it's mostly her arms that make her look so thin.

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    I mean, her thighs almost meet.
    OH. MY. GOD. That's just repulsive! What a gigantically fat moose. I'm, like, totally retching right now. That girl better start starving her massive ass right now or people are gunna start mistaking her for a elephant!!! Thighs ALMOST MEETING IN THE MIDDLE... it's the worst thing I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    give me a frickin break.
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    can this thread just die like the bitch its named after will in 1 to 2 months.

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    Maybe Vlada can meet HKS?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    can this thread just die like the bitch its named after will in 1 to 2 months.


    I can't believe this thread still hits the top of this forum. Seriously. You two or three girls who are making excuses and trying to convince yourselves that this chick is healthy need SERIOUS help. Tear your eyes away from the screen, put the laxatives down and get your boney asses to a doctor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    can this thread just die like the bitch its named after will in 1 to 2 months.
    I don't want this thread to die, all the sarcasm about Vlada's fat ass is making me

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    get your boney asses to a doctor

    Bbbbbbuuuhahahaha!! But they don't have boney asses, they have fat asses if they're following Vlada around. Asses like two 'fat' Oprahs rasslin' over the last fried chicken leg in a greasy spandex sack. Asses just like Vlada's ginormous ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator View Post
    Bbbbbbuuuhahahaha!! But they don't have boney asses, they have fat asses if they're following Vlada around. Asses like two 'fat' Oprahs rasslin' over the last fried chicken leg in a greasy spandex sack. Asses just like Vlada's ginormous ass.
    *sigh*
    You're right. What was I thinking? I guess I'm just in denial because it is me that needs to see a doctor. A doctor for gastric bypass.
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