Val Kilmer goes from Batman to Fatman

**WickedHo** · August 11th, 2006, 01:17 PM

I don't hold anything against Val for making out with Fuggles McHilton cuz 1) he was trashed and 2) men will fuck mud. Not that he fucked her, they just played a little tonsil hockey and gropey-gropey. No big whoop. Gross? Sure. But ALL men are gross nasty skanks; some just hide that fact better than others.

Val Kilmer = NOT FAT.
Val Kilmer's belly = FAT FAT FATTY FAT.

**ralphycnan** · August 12th, 2006, 01:58 AM

Man at one point I used to think he was totally hot and now this.

DitaPage* · August 12th, 2006, 04:46 PM

I have a problem with the fact that he could call Kate Bosworth 'plain looking' then make out with Paris Hilton. Then again, Paris ain't plain looking, she's freaky looking.

**WickedHo** · August 12th, 2006, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by TheAntiParis

I have a problem with the fact that he could call Kate Bosworth 'plain looking' then make out with Paris Hilton. Then again, Paris ain't plain looking, she's freaky looking.

Bingo!

**ediebrooks** · August 12th, 2006, 06:03 PM

I really enjoyed his performance in "The Doors". But that beerbelly reduces his hotness for me. To give him credit, perhaps he didn't expect to have his picture snapped.