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    Tombstone was fricken eye-candy everywhere & a damn good movie...
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    ^Yum, Sam Elliot! Kurt Russel! Val Kilmer! Excellent movie, and acting as well. Billy Zane was not attractive to me in the movie, even John Corbett was in the movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KD View Post
    He was even hot in Tombstone, and brilliant as Doc Holiday as well I might add. I understand he had quite the arrogant attitude once upon a time (but doesn't Russel Crow as well?) and he is/was totally underrated as an actor.

    Also, brilliant as Jim Morrison in the doors, as someone else mentioned.
    YES!!! YES YES!!! Hot men will always remain hot, even when they age and gain weight. In my humble opinion. So, like, um, yeah, I still find Val hot. And Russell Crowe, too, in The Insider, when he played chubby, middle-aged Jeffrey Wigand (sp?). I'm hot for 'em both!! Beer gut or not, it's still Val Kilmer, right? Yuuuummm!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    It really has more to do with his age/fat ratio. And WHERE his overweight is. Having such a beer gut at a relatively young age of 46 is just not right or healthy. A little flab, a few extra pounds - everybody gets that.
    Meh. Having a beer gut isn't unhealthy, per se. I'm sure it's possible to be slightly overweight with a normal cholesterol and blood pressure level. So until I see how much Val weighs, his BMI, etc., I'll have to say "Meh." Besides, 46 really ain't all that young. I'm not at all surprised that an American male his age has a gut. *shrug*
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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedHo View Post
    Fuck that. Shame on you! The Mighty Midget has NOTHING on Val.

    I still can't believe someone wrote an entire article on Val Kilmer getting "fat." Especially since he isn't even fat, he just has a beer gut. I read the whole thing thinking there was a point... but there wasn't. Oh, how shallow the world has become!

    In the words of A*O (I believe).... flouncy flouncy!

    Seriously this guy was the definition of hot back then. He was built, ripped, and looked awesome in Ray Bans. What more could a 13 year old girl want? Now he's bloated and eccentric and has been caught macking with Parasite. You guys can have him. I can't stand the Mighty Midget but at least he hasn't sunk that low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    You guys can have him. I can't stand the Mighty Midget but at least he hasn't sunk that low.
    No, he sank lower.

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    He's lonesome Cowboy Burt
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    Don'tcha get his feelings hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grope For Luna View Post
    He's lonesome Cowboy Burt
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    Oh, I'd believe he's lonesome, with that disgusting figure I mean, how lonely does one have to be to sink to the level of making it with Parasite?
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    expecting twins are we?

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    I was feeling sorry for him with everyone picking on him till I read about him and Parisite. I forgot about that. That was gross with the tongues and the groping...yuk. He deserves a fat gut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post





    hilarious!

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    sorry, but he's looking ng No good!

    we vilify women, so it's time for the men to deal...Val Kilmer works in Hollywood, and he got a fat gut, and he's a movie star....I want my male stars to at LEAST have a decent body!! He's still handsome, but my father has a better body...and my dad is 56. TEN YEARS YOUNGER, VAL!!!

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    Good, the men are getting some criticism for being fat for a change.
    I think this guy is foul, fat, or not.

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    I am wondering, too, why the wt gain? Is he a boozer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheray View Post
    I was feeling sorry for him with everyone picking on him till I read about him and Parisite. I forgot about that. That was gross with the tongues and the groping...yuk. He deserves a fat gut.
    Whoa! Missed this story, please dish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    Whoa! Missed this story, please dish.
    Not much, they were just disgusting making out. I'm sure theres pictures somewhere on the net.

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