‘Twilight’ author Stephenie Meyer

**caramel** · December 7th, 2011, 12:27 PM

oh yeah eliza, she should be my wife. gosh she is so sexy, these days not so much and i think she has disappeared now.

**Ravenna** · December 7th, 2011, 01:46 PM

Spike was awesome, but I far preferred him with Drusilla. And all evil and killing anointed ones. Angel was also a lot more interesting when he was evil.

**Novice** · December 7th, 2011, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

You're thinking of Eliza Dushku Caramel.

And Spike really WAS the sex! I never could take Angel seriously, the mopey, droopy depressive!

Except the mockney accent, that was excretable!

**caramel** · December 7th, 2011, 05:05 PM

just to drool honeys

**stella blue** · December 8th, 2011, 12:29 AM

I'm actually on a mission to write the next cheesy teen-angst bullshitfest that will make me a gazillion dollars and movie royalties so I never have to get an office job again. It's harder than it sounds. I wonder if I could write off a lobotomy as a business expense.

**faithanne** · December 8th, 2011, 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by caramel

just to drool honeys

Thanks! I particularly love the one in the top right hand corner when he and Buffy first do it in the old house, although he stayed fully clothed (at least until the next episode).

**dallison** · December 12th, 2011, 03:55 AM

I've never watched a single episode of Buffy, but I always laugh when people talk about Buffy. My best friend through high school was big into Buffy.

I called her one night and this was the convo...

Amy:"H..h....he-ll-oooo?" (sobbing as she answered)
Me: "Amy??"
Amy:"Y.y.y.y.y.yaaaa?"
Me:"Oh my god Amy... what happened? Why are you crying? Are you ok?" (me panicking)
Amy: "B-b-b-b-uffyyyyy diiiiiiiiiiiiied!!" (Breaks into more sobbing)
Me: "You know she's coming back next season, right?"

Over a decade later, I still make fun of her for that phone call.

**Melyanna** · December 12th, 2011, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by stella blue

I'm actually on a mission to write the next cheesy teen-angst bullshitfest that will make me a gazillion dollars and movie royalties so I never have to get an office job again. It's harder than it sounds. I wonder if I could write off a lobotomy as a business expense.

Call me when it's finished - I'd like to take care of the translation to Italian and publishing in my country (for a very small royalty).

I think that being a round a school or a place with teen agers for some time will work just like a lobotomy.
I travel with students every day to go to my office and they make me lose my faith in humanity every single day.

**BigBen** · December 13th, 2011, 12:41 PM

caramel, you need to back off of the Dushku. She and I have a good thing going and I don't want you mucking it up. Unless you wanna share...

I was going to respond to somebody else about how Stephenie is a douchebag retard or something, but now I'm all distracted... Duuuuushkuuuuuuu.........