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    The 30 pages of action fighting shit is good. The other 200 pages are rubbish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    She reminds me a lot of Anne Hathaway...

    Another "writer" who is notorious for penning her masturbation fantasies is Laurell K. Hamilton.
    My husband loves that shit. It took me ages to figure out why he was enjoying a book about fairies. He keeps saying that they should turn it into a movie. Ermm dearest husband.. it would be a porno.
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    I gave up on Laurell after book 5 of Anita Blake. Yet every single time a new one comes out I pick it up and read the first few pages just to see if its worth it. Oh how I tire of hearing how good the men look.

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    I'd rather be forced to watch half a dozen Tom Cruise films back to back than touch Twishite.

    I was also tempted to try the Anita Blake series but the more reviews/comments I read about them the more I was inclined to give them a miss. I'm sticking with Jeaniene Frost's Night Huntress series for my vampire porn.
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    See Jeaniene Frost's books are great and the sex scenes really add something, Anita Blake basically lives her life in a constant state of orgy, it's really crap.
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    The first 5 Anita Blake books were good...no sex and an actual story. Her fairy books where supposed to be her sex books but I guess she liked writing the sex so much that she carried it over to the vamp series. The really sad part is, she is very bad at writing it.
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    i've never seen her before. i expected her to look more anne rice-like and be some old goth chick

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    Friday, November 25th 2011
    Twilight Causes Seizures



    And I'm not talking about the crotch seizures that the Twihards bust into when watching RPattz break the headboard with his ultimate sparkle strength. Brandon Gephart of Roseville, CA bravely went into a theater showing Twatilight: Breaking Hymens and came out on a stretcher. Brandon's girlfriend Kelly tells CBS Sacramento that during the scene in the movie where Bella pops out her vampire glitter baby, the annoying effects caused him to convulse, snort and gasp for air. No, Brandon was not caught in a fit of uncontrollable HAHAHAs. Dude was having a full blown Epileptic seizure and he didn't stop until the paramedics arrived to take him the hospital. Well, on a positive note, at least he got out of seeing the rest of the movie.
    Brandon didn't remember anything until he woke up on the movie theater floor with the paramedics in front of him. This also isn't the first time somebody had a seizure during that mess of a movie. The Hollywood Reporter says that the same thing happened to a dude in Salt Lake City. He blacked out and started shaking during the scene. The man's wife had to slap him several times in the face to try to bring him out of it. Doctors believe that the red, white and black images flashing during the scene can trigger episodes of photosensitive epilepsy. Dr. Michael Chez explained, "It's like a light going off because it hits your brain all at once. The trouble with theaters is that they're so dark, the light flashing in there is more like a strobe light."
    So now you can add "May induce seizures" next to "May cause you to laugh your lungs out" and "May cause you to drown your face in a bucket of popcorn to get away from Kristen Stewart's non-stop eye blinking" on the Surgeon General's warning for this shit show.
    And I completely believe that Twilight brings out the seizures in a person, because my throat nearly had one when this bowl of cottage cheese laced with fuckery graced my inbox:



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    Quote Originally Posted by caramel View Post
    gosh i think its the funniest thing that she looks like bella in the books, she must have been masturbating thinking of glittery weirdo stalking teenagers who chew the whole fucking bed when they come
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    One day I'm gonna force myself to read one of these books just to see if I can get through it. But not today. Maybe one day if I'm laid up in the hospital and heavily medicated.
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    I'm not a doctor, but I'd advise against that as it wouldn't be conducive to healing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    One day I'm gonna force myself to read one of these books just to see if I can get through it. But not today. Maybe one day if I'm laid up in the hospital and heavily medicated.
    There's always something better you can do with your time!
    Actually, I did read the first book - I had read so many bad reviews I was curious: turns out it was even worse than I expected.
    It took me half a day to read it, because nothing happens in the whole book.
    And I felt dumber afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melyanna View Post
    There's always something better you can do with your time!
    Actually, I did read the first book - I had read so many bad reviews I was curious: turns out it was even worse than I expected.
    It took me half a day to read it, because nothing happens in the whole book.
    And I felt dumber afterwards.
    YES!!!! ^^^ This!!

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    I forced myself to watch the 1st movie with my daughter when it came out on DVD. She hadn't read the books but wanted to see the movie since all her friends were so excited. I didn't make it to the end. She did and said it sucked. I love that kid.
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