‘Twilight’ author Stephenie Meyer

**MoodyJenny86** · November 22nd, 2011, 10:49 PM

Her "literature" is a disgrace to anyone with any form of intelligence.

Twlight makes me want to do terrible, awful things.

Unfortunately, I got duped into reading the first two books- I can't even begin to describe how awful they were.

And as for reading the second one? In all honesty, it was pretty much to see HOW worse it could get.

Shit got much worse.

This woman is not an author, she just happened to write a book. 'Nuff said.

**SillyME54** · November 22nd, 2011, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Air Quotes

I had no idea what this ridiculous fuckface looked like and it tickles me to see she looks just like the assholes that enjoy her garbage.

This is exactly what I was thinking lol

**Seth82** · November 22nd, 2011, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by MoodyJenny86

Her "literature" is a disgrace to anyone with any form of intelligence.

vouch

**NVash** · November 23rd, 2011, 12:19 AM

I think she looks okay. Honestly I preferred her with the weight on. Nonetheless it has already been said that Twilight is pure unbridled trash so theres nothing else to say there.

Originally Posted by caramel

gosh i think its the funniest thing that she looks like bella in the books, she must have been masturbating thinking of glittery weirdo stalking teenagers who chew the whole fucking bed when they come

Im still wondering why they cast Kristen Steward as Bella. Its been awhile since I read the original, Im on the fourth book and third movie, but I seem to recall that she does not fit the description. In fact, IIRC Stephenie herself was closer to the description. All that said, I guess it isnt that far off to guess that this horrid phenomenon was just some sick fantasy of hers.

**BigBen** · November 23rd, 2011, 06:14 AM

i hate this stupid bitch

**Bellatheball** · November 23rd, 2011, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by MoodyJenny86

Her "literature" is a disgrace to anyone with any form of intelligence.

Twlight makes me want to do terrible, awful things.

Unfortunately, I got duped into reading the first two books- I can't even begin to describe how awful they were.

And as for reading the second one? In all honesty, it was pretty much to see HOW worse it could get.

Shit got much worse.

This woman is not an author, she just happened to write a book. 'Nuff said.

If it's possible, the third book was even worse than the other two. There were times I had to put it down because I just started swearing and dropping f bombs at the pages. It's unnatural really that a poorly written piece of crap can be so insulting. Don't ask me why I read them all. If I remember right, there was some dare involved. Just think of all the trees that died for that stupid piece of crap work.

**msdeb** · November 23rd, 2011, 08:57 PM

is she embarrassed by her teeth?

**Chalet** · November 23rd, 2011, 09:10 PM

I'm getting a Monica Lewinsky vibe from her. Her husband is nice looking.
And that's all the info I'll ever need on this chick. Don't need to see her kids.

**MarieAntoinette** · November 24th, 2011, 06:52 AM

I can't write anything nice about the author of Twilight. I just can't.

**Karistiona** · November 24th, 2011, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by BigBen

i hate this stupid bitch

Hey I say congrats to her for making bucketloads of money off of a sex dream. I would too if I could, but somehow Kari's Orgy With Tom Hardy, LL Cool J and Jason Momoa doesn't have quite the same ring as sparkly vampire romance..

**Butterfly** · November 24th, 2011, 09:13 AM

She reminds me a lot of Anne Hathaway...

Another "writer" who is notorious for penning her masturbation fantasies is Laurell K. Hamilton.

**Novice** · November 25th, 2011, 06:21 AM

Did she get breast implants? Coz in 2009 she's lacking in the bust area, but not now & her tum & hips seem same-ish....

**BBDSP** · November 25th, 2011, 08:12 AM

I hate those books with a passion. My daughter read the first one when she was 14 and made me read it too, so I know whence I speak. My daughter quickly got over the books and makes fun of the books and movies now (she's 17), thank god. I really don't get all the so-called grownups who go ga-ga over them, but that's another story.

With that said, when I see pictures from premieres where the author walks the red carpet I always think it must be tough to be an average-looking person and have to stand next to the actors and actresses. I noticed from the beginning that she was chubby but otherwise pretty and then saw that she got quite large. So good for her for taking the weight off. She must have a shitload of money so she might as well use it to take care of herself.

Now if she'd just stop writing shitty books she'd be all set.

**leigh** · November 25th, 2011, 10:24 AM

The books are crap, it's true, and the movies even worse, but bitch is laughing all the way to the bank.

**Novice** · November 25th, 2011, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by BBDSP

I hate those books with a passion. My daughter read the first one when she was 14 and made me read it too, so I know whence I speak. My daughter quickly got over the books and makes fun of the books and movies now (she's 17), thank god. I really don't get all the so-called grownups who go ga-ga over them, but that's another story.

I think that it's all about the person's emotional & reading age. We can see it in posters here, their emotional age is really not the same as their chronological age; and I guess that for some adults who did poorly at education, well, they're an easy read.

Ok so my quick look at Wiki says that 86% graduate high school (Educational attainment in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia), but it was a good idea while it lasted!