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    Her "literature" is a disgrace to anyone with any form of intelligence.

    Twlight makes me want to do terrible, awful things.

    Unfortunately, I got duped into reading the first two books- I can't even begin to describe how awful they were.

    And as for reading the second one? In all honesty, it was pretty much to see HOW worse it could get.

    Shit got much worse.

    This woman is not an author, she just happened to write a book. 'Nuff said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    I had no idea what this ridiculous fuckface looked like and it tickles me to see she looks just like the assholes that enjoy her garbage.
    This is exactly what I was thinking lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoodyJenny86 View Post
    Her "literature" is a disgrace to anyone with any form of intelligence.
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    My fellow 1982 Scorpion! Never occurred to me that penises go into ears until your twitpics
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    @Sexy_Seth_1982 awe sexy! You're just too cute to be true- I can't take my eyes off of you-

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    I think she looks okay. Honestly I preferred her with the weight on. Nonetheless it has already been said that Twilight is pure unbridled trash so theres nothing else to say there.


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    gosh i think its the funniest thing that she looks like bella in the books, she must have been masturbating thinking of glittery weirdo stalking teenagers who chew the whole fucking bed when they come
    Im still wondering why they cast Kristen Steward as Bella. Its been awhile since I read the original, Im on the fourth book and third movie, but I seem to recall that she does not fit the description. In fact, IIRC Stephenie herself was closer to the description. All that said, I guess it isnt that far off to guess that this horrid phenomenon was just some sick fantasy of hers.

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    i hate this stupid bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoodyJenny86 View Post
    Her "literature" is a disgrace to anyone with any form of intelligence.

    Twlight makes me want to do terrible, awful things.

    Unfortunately, I got duped into reading the first two books- I can't even begin to describe how awful they were.

    And as for reading the second one? In all honesty, it was pretty much to see HOW worse it could get.

    Shit got much worse.

    This woman is not an author, she just happened to write a book. 'Nuff said.
    If it's possible, the third book was even worse than the other two. There were times I had to put it down because I just started swearing and dropping f bombs at the pages. It's unnatural really that a poorly written piece of crap can be so insulting. Don't ask me why I read them all. If I remember right, there was some dare involved. Just think of all the trees that died for that stupid piece of crap work.

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    is she embarrassed by her teeth?
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    I'm getting a Monica Lewinsky vibe from her. Her husband is nice looking.
    And that's all the info I'll ever need on this chick. Don't need to see her kids.


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    I can't write anything nice about the author of Twilight. I just can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBen View Post


    i hate this stupid bitch
    Hey I say congrats to her for making bucketloads of money off of a sex dream. I would too if I could, but somehow Kari's Orgy With Tom Hardy, LL Cool J and Jason Momoa doesn't have quite the same ring as sparkly vampire romance..
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    She reminds me a lot of Anne Hathaway...

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    Did she get breast implants? Coz in 2009 she's lacking in the bust area, but not now & her tum & hips seem same-ish....






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    I hate those books with a passion. My daughter read the first one when she was 14 and made me read it too, so I know whence I speak. My daughter quickly got over the books and makes fun of the books and movies now (she's 17), thank god. I really don't get all the so-called grownups who go ga-ga over them, but that's another story.

    With that said, when I see pictures from premieres where the author walks the red carpet I always think it must be tough to be an average-looking person and have to stand next to the actors and actresses. I noticed from the beginning that she was chubby but otherwise pretty and then saw that she got quite large. So good for her for taking the weight off. She must have a shitload of money so she might as well use it to take care of herself.

    Now if she'd just stop writing shitty books she'd be all set.

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    The books are crap, it's true, and the movies even worse, but bitch is laughing all the way to the bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    I hate those books with a passion. My daughter read the first one when she was 14 and made me read it too, so I know whence I speak. My daughter quickly got over the books and makes fun of the books and movies now (she's 17), thank god. I really don't get all the so-called grownups who go ga-ga over them, but that's another story.
    I think that it's all about the person's emotional & reading age. We can see it in posters here, their emotional age is really not the same as their chronological age; and I guess that for some adults who did poorly at education, well, they're an easy read.



    Ok so my quick look at Wiki says that 86% graduate high school (Educational attainment in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia), but it was a good idea while it lasted!



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