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Thread: Tom Cruise puts on 21 pounds and develops man boobs

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    Has someone been forgetting his vitamins again???

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    .......implants.......

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    Have any of you cruel little minxes ever thought that the little guy might be depressed and has taken to eating comfort food?
    Jack I swear.

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    Good. Maybe it's his cure for PPD! He got it instead of Katie! LOL

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    His man-titties nicely complement his saggy arm flaps and lumpy torso we got to see when he went swimming in Sydney harbour during the Packer funeral trip.

    What happened to our photo archive anyway?

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    He almost looks swollen. Like he is on steroids for some type of treatment...
    THE EASIEST WAY OUT IS THROUGH....

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    CO$ would not let him have "treatment" would they???

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    I used to fancy him but now he looks gross

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    My mum defends tom cruise; shes like, 'lay off him, all men gain weight in their forties'.

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    LOL A.P ...did you let her know that he is a freakazoid whacko, and is thetan free...should not be gaining weight? LOL

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    Default Tom Cruise Chows Down

    Tom Chows Through Pre-Wedding Nerves

    In news of another, seemingly happier celebrity couple, it seems that TomKat is going through the usual pre-wedding jitters, and that Tom Cruise is eating his way through the nerves before his upcoming wedding to Katie Holmes.

    Cruise recently shelled out $10,000 for dinner with his bride-to-be at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills, according to In Touch Weekly (via MSNBC), and wasn't particularly concerned about fitting into his wedding suit, if his vast repast was any indication.

    While his svelte bride "barely touched" her grilled sea bass, Cruise inhaled a porterhouse steak, wasabi mashed potatoes, French fries, onion rings, cheesecake and chocolate-covered strawberries.

    But Tom isn't the only one with expensive tastes: Katie's perfume of choice for her wedding day is Clive Christian No. 1, which retails for $2,350 per ounce.



    Never in my life have I heard of perfume costing that much. What a sheltered life I lead. I guess we now know that we don't have to ask Tom Thumb if he wants fries with that.

    http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/08/tom-ch...edding-nerves/

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    $10K is a lot of damn steak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lalaland View Post
    21 lbs is a lot for someone only 5'2" tall
    OH BURN!!! tw

    edited to add: I found out why it cost $10 000

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    to ensure their privacy, he paid 10 grand for a private dining room usually booked by groups of 15 or more." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516598/
    Last edited by twitchy; November 8th, 2006 at 07:19 PM.

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    My gawd, what a complete selfish waste of money. Grrrrr

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    More TomFat for your enjoyment.

    The rest are here......

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