Tom Cruise puts on 21 pounds and develops man boobs

**celeb_2006** · October 21st, 2006, 11:07 PM

Another one for the man boob (moob) nation!

**HWBL** · October 22nd, 2006, 06:14 AM

Especially midgets like him have to watch their weight or they end up looking like little meatballs with arms!

**darksithbunny** · October 22nd, 2006, 08:47 AM

LOL. Oh this is so good. It can only get better from here on out! LOL

**Chilly Willy** · October 22nd, 2006, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

Now is the part where I have a good, evil laugh.

I join you. That's the best laugh I've had in a while, I'm literally in tears. So DELICIOUS!

**jocelyn** · October 22nd, 2006, 01:17 PM

behold the one who breastfeeds suri.

**enctpc** · October 22nd, 2006, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by jocelyn

behold the one who breastfeeds suri.

This explains how Katie can spend so much time away. Tom is the 'mummy' now

**GawsipRawksz** · October 23rd, 2006, 06:23 AM

AGH! it's the thetans!!!!! if they can get cruise, then we stand no chance!!!

**Chilly Willy** · October 23rd, 2006, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by enctpc

This explains how Katie can spend so much time away. Tom is the 'mummy' now

You guys crack me up. Can't get enough of this. He looks like a fifty-year-old housewife.

**Laurent** · October 23rd, 2006, 10:57 AM

Whoa! Nice tits, Tom.

**Elvira** · October 23rd, 2006, 02:17 PM

Now that you mention it, wasn't there a thread here at one time about Tom and men who breast feed?

**moomies** · October 23rd, 2006, 03:12 PM

When I was little (sometime in the 80's) I read a tabloid article that said Tom Cruise was lactating and had breast cancer...
Maybe he's producing breast milk again.

**xoxo** · October 23rd, 2006, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by jocelyn

behold the one who breastfeeds suri.

haha lol

lengthen message line here

**enctpc** · October 24th, 2006, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by moomies

When I was little (sometime in the 80's) I read a tabloid article that said Tom Cruise was lactating and had breast cancer...
Maybe he's producing breast milk again.

I remember reading something about that as well Moomies..
Maybe someone has changed his vitamins to oestrogen tablets

**OoOitzCathyOoO** · October 24th, 2006, 07:56 AM

He has bigger boobies than most women in Hollywood!

**darksithbunny** · October 24th, 2006, 07:58 AM

I was looking at the pics again because it makes me laugh and I feel some sort of justice but then I realize that he had to go a get a pair that are almost as big as mine! That ass. Well, that ok. At least I got bigger balls than he does.