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    Naw, his dick can fall off, I don't want it.
    I will send him a request to have it mounted for you though.

    Now, get high and watch Rambo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    he was caught with steroids leaving canada or something i remember
    Human Growth Hormone, not Anabolic Steroids.

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    I think he is just yucky. And when he talks I want to scream.
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    I'll bet he's got a teeny weenie.

    His mom looks like Carrot Top.

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    Or maybe his weenie is huge.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Not with all those roids it's not.

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    Fawk yeah Jason Statham I'm there and no matter how he gets there Sly looks pretty sleek for 62.

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    Gross. I saw the last Rambo, and while I enjoyed it and think Rambo is kick-ass, I cringed at how his skin looked like old sausage casing that might burst at any minute. That just ain't right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Gross. I saw the last Rambo, and while I enjoyed it and think Rambo is kick-ass, I cringed at how his skin looked like old sausage casing that might burst at any minute. That just ain't right.


    so true. i love rambo. and rocky. but his body was never my cup of tea. and it only got worse over the years.
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    He looked HORRIBLE in the last Rambo. His face was such a shame.

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    ^^It was! The movie was a battle of the plastic faces between him and Julie Benz and her eyelift/botox/whatever she did to herself. Actually, hers had settled a bit. I kept thinking, "Poor, cosmetically enhanced John Rambo!"

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    lol it's just wrong for john fucking rambo to have a facelift, you know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by landerq View Post
    Sorry, but I would fuck that old man in a hot second. That is a seriously hot looking 62 year old. I don't care how he got there either. I love love love me some Rambo. My idea of heaven would be sitting on my couch, getting high and knitting while watching a naked John Rambo killing lots of men with either his bare hands or a huge gun throughout eternity. Good times! And a movie with him and Jason Statham--they better have their shirts off the whole goddamn time. And Jet, too? I'm looking forward to a major body count, blow-em-up-real-good time to be had for all. I'm feeling funny just thinking about it.







    He had a period, I don't remember if it was the eighties or the nineties
    already, that I found him quite attractive - face wise - and he's always
    had that beautiful V-shape in his upper body with the broad shoulders
    and the slim mid section, too bad he's short.
    But something changed in his face, his nose is more bulgy and crooked,
    maybe he broke it in the years after that? And altogether his face is
    a lot lumpier. Of course there are tons of rumors about him having had
    PS and botox and what not, but then I don't understand how his nose
    looked better before all that.
    Now his body is entering a twilight zone: the veins and the skin look
    scary to say the least. He's still got the basic V-shape, but I don't
    know how he got the six pack, I'm sure he had some help in that
    department.
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    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

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    He looked his best in the mid early - mid 80's. IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    He looked HORRIBLE in the last Rambo. His face was such a shame.
    I know!! Not to mention his face looked downright creepy in the last Rocky movie too.

    I slept with the light on for a month.




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