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    sylvester stallone, then or now, is fighting jim carrey for top spot on my list of men i wouldn't fuck even if humanity's survival depended on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    he was caught with steroids leaving canada or something i remember
    I thought he got nabbed in Australia for possession of Human Growth Hormone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    Gotta admit tho, the only thing this movie is missing is JC VanDamm and the Governator........then.........perfection
    Fuck them, they suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    Slys mum = Jocelyn Wildenstien and Micky Rourke melded together in some sort of weird symbiosis
    You gotta throw in a little carrot top for good measure.

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    his 62 year old six pack is ill gotten gains (thank you Gomer Pyle) He uses steroids and growth hormones.
    As a matter of fact he is trying to get growth hormones legalized, he says they keep the body young.

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    Oh well, at least his steroids aren't hurting anyone but himself.
    And they must not be hurting him that badly, since he's still alive and well after 40+ years of taking them.

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    The bulging arm veins aren't a good look. I can't believe he's still taking steroids and HGH well into his 60's.

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    Sorry, but I would fuck that old man in a hot second. That is a seriously hot looking 62 year old. I don't care how he got there either. I love love love me some Rambo. My idea of heaven would be sitting on my couch, getting high and knitting while watching a naked John Rambo killing lots of men with either his bare hands or a huge gun throughout eternity. Good times! And a movie with him and Jason Statham--they better have their shirts off the whole goddamn time. And Jet, too? I'm looking forward to a major body count, blow-em-up-real-good time to be had for all. I'm feeling funny just thinking about it.

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    I don't see it. He looks like a roided, sliced up freak. No way in hell would I touch that with even Twitney or Hohan's well worn cooches!



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    Quote Originally Posted by landerq View Post
    Sorry, but I would fuck that old man in a hot second. That is a seriously hot looking 62 year old. I don't care how he got there either. I love love love me some Rambo. My idea of heaven would be sitting on my couch, getting high and knitting while watching a naked John Rambo killing lots of men with either his bare hands or a huge gun throughout eternity. Good times! And a movie with him and Jason Statham--they better have their shirts off the whole goddamn time. And Jet, too? I'm looking forward to a major body count, blow-em-up-real-good time to be had for all. I'm feeling funny just thinking about it.
    My kinda girl.

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    I love me some Rambo!!!!! I don't care how he got to where he is toda, the man looks better than most 20 year old men!! I'm drooling over here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Oh well, at least his steroids aren't hurting anyone but himself.
    And they must not be hurting him that badly, since he's still alive and well after 40+ years of taking them.
    Thats what Arnie thought right before his heart valve blew out on him.

    I wouldn't f that guy with a rented vagina

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    Quote Originally Posted by landerq View Post
    Sorry, but I would fuck that old man in a hot second. That is a seriously hot looking 62 year old. I don't care how he got there either. I love love love me some Rambo. My idea of heaven would be sitting on my couch, getting high and knitting while watching a naked John Rambo killing lots of men with either his bare hands or a huge gun throughout eternity. Good times! And a movie with him and Jason Statham--they better have their shirts off the whole goddamn time. And Jet, too? I'm looking forward to a major body count, blow-em-up-real-good time to be had for all. I'm feeling funny just thinking about it.
    LOL getting high and knitting are two of my favourite activities.
    replace rambo with maybe a good vietnam movie movie or an ultra-violent mob movie and i'm in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaPeach View Post
    Thats what Arnie thought right before his heart valve blew out on him.

    I wouldn't f that guy with a rented vagina
    Point is:
    Have you seen Sly near death because of his roid use?
    Answer is: No.

    Oh, and just so you know....Sly uses HGH, which isn't nearly as bad for you as the anabolic steroids that Arnold used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Point is:
    Have you seen Sly near death because of his roid use?
    Answer is: No.

    Oh, and just so you know....Sly uses HGH, which isn't nearly as bad for you as the anabolic steroids that Arnold used.
    well just so you know little Missy I don't care so there.. I bet his dick falls off and then ya'll be all sad for the old fart.


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