She's built like an NFL linebacker, albeit a very, very short one.
I was liking it..until I scanned down and got to the shoes.
I hate those disgusting shovel nails.
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
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^can you imagine how much dirt and grime must be under there? *shudders*
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
I always think about dried up rib sauce and pizza sauce.
"Helicopters hovered over her mansion and a band of Chihuahuas was seen on her patio barking at all the action. "
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Waterslide (A day one fan of Air Quotes)
When I look at Snooki, I get a whiff of the vitamin/protein treats I give to my ferrets once a day. That shiz stays on my hands no matter how many times I wash them!
Read more: Snooki Loses 42 Pounds, Debuts Post-Baby Bod in Bikini - UsMagazine.comCover Story: Snooki Loses 42 Pounds, Debuts Post-Baby Bod in Bikini
Celebrity Body
March 6, 2013 AT 12:30PM
By UsWeekly Staff
There's a little bit less of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi to go around these days -- 42 pounds' worth! The former Jersey Shore party girl, 25, has experienced a complete life makeover since last year, thanks to her engagement to boyfriend Jionni LaValle, her first-ever pregnancy, and the August birth of her adorable baby boy Lorenzo.
"When you have a baby, everything changes," the 4-foot-9 star says in the new issue of Us Weekly. Part of Snooki's transformation? She's shed an astounding 42 pounds since giving birth, weighing in at a 102 pounds and revealing the sexy results for Us in body-revealing bikinis.
"I lost it for me," she tells Us, "but I also wanted Jionni to know that I can be hot as a mom." For more exclusive shots of Snooki's amazing post-baby body, how she dropped the weight (including fitness and diet tips) and her new life with her boys, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Friday!
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Hope she loses the additional 102 pounds...
The more people I encounter, the more I like my animals.
They always count the baby weight. They should wait 2 months to see what their weight really is once they settle in.
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Too bad it added 42 years to her face
Have her chin and cheeks always been so...huge?
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I kind of feel for her. When you are that short every single pound shows but there is no helping that mug.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
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