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    ^ schliessen Sie Ihr Fickloch has potential to become the new it-phrase. I'll start to use that in German, maybe in a few years everybody knows that term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    we will all be using google, right? 'cause I typed in "shut your fuckhole" and then hit the "English" to "German" button and that little phrase above came out but when I went back and copied the German phrase and hit the vice versa (German to English), it said "connect your fuckhole" - which is REALLY funny!


    it does literally say "shut your fuckhole", i don't know how the translator came up with "connect".

    and that's just a fabulous phrase, i'll definitely try to use it in the future.
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    Connect your fuckhole is way funnier!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ann Charlz View Post
    Well thats an ugly picture of Britney.. Uglier than Karlie's one, thousand times.
    I just want to notice, dear Stef, that you are the one saying from world super models that they are ugly.
    I wanted to make the point that a lot of people in todays society would approve, Thin is more beautiful than Fat.
    I am open minded, I don't care if people want to be fat and think it looks better, it's to me clearly a bad choice, but still it's theirs, right?
    Only, don't you go their and say that those models are ugly when you put that awfull picture of Britney as your profile one.
    What is it suppose to mean?.. Isnt it suppose to be ironic?
    Like: Oh! Look how fat and ugly Britney is on that pic!
    Or will you pretend you find her cute their?
    Anyways, I saw you were from germany so you might catch that one: Halt dein klappe wenn du selbst so ein bild hast. Vieleicht solltest du ein bisschen mehr Respekt haben fuer die, die hart trainiert, so ein koerper zu kriegen. Naja antworten braust du aber nicht... ich will eh nicht mehr mein zeit verlieren. Ich fand es nur einfach witztig dass so was geschrieben war.
    Well I'm sure Ann will be back for further enlighten us once she east her 1 grape and a few nibbles of a lettuce leaf and then purges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Schließen Sie Ihr Fickloch...

    ETA - that is from Google translator... hehehehe I wonder if it really says what I meant it to say.

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    Damn looks like I missed all the fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Well I'm sure Ann will be back for further enlighten us once she east her 1 grape and a few nibbles of a lettuce leaf and then purges.
    LOL You wish! It's not because I am thin and I think those models are good looking that I have eating disorders AND anyways it wouldn't be funny at all.

    Quote Originally Posted by funky_chicken View Post
    Did you learn German via Google Translater? It sounds horrible.
    Ich bin Deutsch. Mein Vater wohnt da..
    Ich habe letztes Jahr Abi gemacht.
    Also ganz erhlich.. Mir doch egal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ann Charlz View Post
    LOL You wish! It's not because I am thin and I think those models are good looking that I have eating disorders AND anyways it wouldn't be funny at all.
    Ok - so why do you have an eating disorder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ann Charlz View Post
    Ich bin Deutsch. Mein Vater wohnt da..
    Ich habe letztes Jahr Abi gemacht.
    Also ganz erhlich.. Mir doch egal
    Alter, erzähl das keinem. Raffst Du nicht wie peinlich Du bist?

    Hier, Dein korrigierter "Text", Du Pfosten:

    Halte deine Klappe, wenn du selbst so ein Bild hast. Vielleicht solltest du ein bißchen mehr Respekt haben für die, die hart trainiert haben, um so einen rper zu kriegen. Na ja, antworten braust du aber nicht... Ich will eh nicht mehr meine Zeit verlieren. Ich fand es nur einfach witztig, dass so etwas geschrieben wurde.

    18 Fehler in knapp drei Zeilen und dann noch auf die Kacke hauen, dass Du Abi hast. Ich erkenne Dir Dein Abi ab. Zisch ab, Du Pisa-Katastrophe. Grammatik-, Punktuation- und Orthographie-Nachhilfe sind ein probates Mittel, um Deine Hartz IV-Karriere in letzter Minute zu verhindern. Soll ich es Deiner Mami sagen oder machst Du das?
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    LOL, i totally agree with every single word, chilly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Alter, erzähl das keinem. Raffst Du nicht wie peinlich Du bist?

    Hier, Dein korrigierter "Text", Du Pfosten:

    Halte deine Klappe, wenn du selbst so ein Bild hast. Vielleicht solltest du ein bißchen mehr Respekt haben für die, die hart trainiert haben, um so einen rper zu kriegen. Na ja, antworten brauchst du aber nicht... Ich will eh nicht mehr meine Zeit verlieren. Ich fand es nur einfach witzig, dass so etwas geschrieben wurde.

    18 Fehler in knapp drei Zeilen und dann noch auf die Kacke hauen, dass Du Abi hast. Ich erkenne Dir Dein Abi ab. Zisch ab, Du Pisa-Katastrophe. Grammatik-, Punktuation- und Orthographie-Nachhilfe sind ein probates Mittel, um Deine Hartz IV-Karriere in letzter Minute zu verhindern. Soll ich es Deiner Mami sagen oder machst Du das?
    + weitere zwei Fehler, so Handgelenk mal Pi... Ich nehme nicht an, dass Du Dein Abi in Deutschland abgeschlossen hast. Ansonsten nehme ich ab sofort niemanden mehr für voll, der mir mit einem Abiturabschluss unter die Augen kommt. Pisa lässt grüssen

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    Was zum Teufel!!!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    I, think, we, might, have, a, German, Nicole, on, our, hands.
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    translate! i feel so left out

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    I think Chilly is saying that we may have a German Nicole now...
    Yes?
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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