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    I say he's a fixer-upper.

    It's been done before. And it will be again as soon as he has to look "hot" for another role.
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    He does at least seem able to carry extra weight fairly well..looking more 'burly' than just 'fat'. Fortunate in that.
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    Cause he carries his all over and still has a lot of meat underneath. So he just looks like a general chunk muffin who likes his steak and ale instead of a spindly-limbed out-of-shape flabbermaster with a beer gut who probably throws like a girl, which is how most average guys look when they "let themselves go".
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    Russell needs to get involved in other sports besides phone shot put.
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    He's an ugly man

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    I wish he would lose weight and get back in fighting trim like he was in Gladiator and Cinderella Man. He is all kinds of hot to me, acting wise, looks wise, that hot hot aura of don't-fuck-with-me...

    Don't kill me, but I don't think he's happy with his wife. I think he needs a demonstrably affectionate woman, and I know just the gal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    romper stomper was all kinds of wrong hotness wasn't it?



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    grimm I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, I never can tell, but if you are being serious then you need councelling!! He is all kinds of gross inbred Irish rat resemblance to the uber mega-ness, more like it.

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    Sorry, i don't like pretty twink boy model types. Gimme rough and tumble anyday.
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    I'm more turned on by that red 18 sign TBH. I want to have its blue 36 babies.

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    ....k?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Sorry, i don't like pretty twink boy model types. Gimme rough and tumble anyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    ....k?

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    .. yeah, i saw it. I just didn't GET it.
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    Don't feed bad, I don't either.

    I think it may just be a silly way of stating he doesn't find Russell Crowe hot.
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    I'm entirely too tired to paint write the explanation so I'll just laugh at it in my head.

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