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    Default Mary-Kate Olsen, "Blonde hair makes me thin."

    AS excuses go, it's up there with BRITNEY saying she was carried out of a club because she was 'tired'.

    MARY-KATE OLSEN'S publicist is now claiming the scarily slight celeb is not skinny- it's her hair colour which makes her look thin.
    Two years ago, the twin of ASHLEY OLSEN admitted she was not eating enough after looking increasingly slender when out and about.
    She sparked fears she was losing more weight when spotted at the Golden Globes looking gaunt.
    But her publicist had a creative response when asked if she had got thinner recently.
    "The blonde hair she has now makes her look skinny," she said.
    OK, if you say so...

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...040399,00.html

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    right, blame it on her ratty hair. mhm.
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    Oh yeah...! Everybody knows blonde hair makes your legs look thinner...! :|
    Last edited by nika87; January 27th, 2007 at 10:33 AM.

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    Well I guess I should go back to blonde then!
    All you can do at life is play along and hope that sometimes you get it right.

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    My guess is she's on hard drugs and that's what making her thin.

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    "My hair colour makes me look thin". That's a very 'blonde' statement.

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    Sad thing is, some people will actually believe this

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    ^well, i expect to see more blonde girls at my uni. this semster too. sad, sad,sad.
    and by the way, does that mean that all we non-blondes have been looking fatter than we actually are, for centuries... sad, sad, sad (sarcasm intended).

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    Quote Originally Posted by nobody View Post
    ^well, i expect to see more blonde girls at my uni. this semster too. sad, sad,sad.
    and by the way, does that mean that all we non-blondes have been looking fatter than we actually are, for centuries... sad, sad, sad (sarcasm intended).
    As a brunette I was thinking the same thing LOL I've been cheated!
    Honestly, it's obvious the poor girl had finaly broke her brain...

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    Now I feel kind of bad for making fun of someone of obvious diminished capacity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    "My hair colour makes me look thin". That's a very 'blonde' statement.

    hahaha very funny AgentOrange.

    In other news, sales of peroxide sky-rocket...

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    blonde hair actually does make you look thinner bc its flattering and distracts from imperfections

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    ^Bullshit, its not flattering on everyone. And it didn't take away from Paris' wonk eye and hook nose.

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    Does my dark hair make my butt look big?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Femmefatale View Post
    blonde hair actually does make you look thinner bc its flattering and distracts from imperfections
    This is the biggest, most stinkiest mound of BULLSHIT that I've seen in a while. Stupid stupid stupid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackberry View Post
    Another source close to Olsen blames her new hair color for the drastic change in appearance, adding, "The blonde hair she has now makes her look skinny."
    What a dumbass.

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