Mary-Kate Olsen isn't anorexic, she's just blonde - Page 2

sappysue · January 27th, 2007, 06:06 AM

AS excuses go, it's up there with BRITNEY saying she was carried out of a club because she was 'tired'.

MARY-KATE OLSEN'S publicist is now claiming the scarily slight celeb is not skinny- it's her hair colour which makes her look thin.
Two years ago, the twin of ASHLEY OLSEN admitted she was not eating enough after looking increasingly slender when out and about.
She sparked fears she was losing more weight when spotted at the Golden Globes looking gaunt.
But her publicist had a creative response when asked if she had got thinner recently.
"The blonde hair she has now makes her look skinny," she said.
OK, if you say so...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...040399,00.html

Lani · January 27th, 2007, 07:13 AM

right, blame it on her ratty hair. mhm.

nika87 · January 27th, 2007, 10:14 AM

Oh yeah...! Everybody knows blonde hair makes your legs look thinner...! :|

o0Amber0o · January 27th, 2007, 10:35 AM

Well I guess I should go back to blonde then!

ediebrooks · January 27th, 2007, 11:28 AM

My guess is she's on hard drugs and that's what making her thin.

AgentOrange · January 27th, 2007, 02:42 PM

"My hair colour makes me look thin". That's a very 'blonde' statement.

tiggle · January 27th, 2007, 04:54 PM

Sad thing is, some people will actually believe this

nobody · January 28th, 2007, 12:30 PM

^well, i expect to see more blonde girls at my uni. this semster too. sad, sad,sad.
and by the way, does that mean that all we non-blondes have been looking fatter than we actually are, for centuries... sad, sad, sad (sarcasm intended).

tiggle · January 28th, 2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by nobody

^well, i expect to see more blonde girls at my uni. this semster too. sad, sad,sad.
and by the way, does that mean that all we non-blondes have been looking fatter than we actually are, for centuries... sad, sad, sad (sarcasm intended).

As a brunette I was thinking the same thing LOL I've been cheated!
Honestly, it's obvious the poor girl had finaly broke her brain...

Aella · January 29th, 2007, 05:13 AM

Now I feel kind of bad for making fun of someone of obvious diminished capacity.

sparklehead · January 29th, 2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AgentOrange

"My hair colour makes me look thin". That's a very 'blonde' statement.

hahaha very funny AgentOrange.

In other news, sales of peroxide sky-rocket...

Femmefatale · February 4th, 2007, 06:27 PM

blonde hair actually does make you look thinner bc its flattering and distracts from imperfections

DitaPage* · February 4th, 2007, 07:07 PM

^Bullshit, its not flattering on everyone. And it didn't take away from Paris' wonk eye and hook nose.

We're_just_friends · February 4th, 2007, 09:47 PM

Does my dark hair make my butt look big?

WickedHo · February 5th, 2007, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Femmefatale

blonde hair actually does make you look thinner bc its flattering and distracts from imperfections

This is the biggest, most stinkiest mound of BULLSHIT that I've seen in a while. Stupid stupid stupid.

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Originally Posted by Blackberry

Another source close to Olsen blames her new hair color for the drastic change in appearance, adding, "The blonde hair she has now makes her look skinny."

What a dumbass.