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    She will have to quit the roids first I'm assuming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    um.. porridge is a type of hot gooey breakfast cereal made out of oats.


    It's high in calories but very good for you. Lots of omega-3 and stuff.
    Uhhh....porridge is LOW in calories and HIGH in fiber..............
    not exactly wasy to gain weight with even if you ate loads of it.
    Maybe with a half stick of butter in it......that would work!
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    UGHHH.... her arms look like half-baked chicken.

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    I'm still stuck on the daily trips to the gym part...stuck on the couch, that is
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    Shit, bitch is from Detroit. If she wants to gain weight she needs to cut this foofy British porridge crap and eat a couple dozen Coney Dogs..


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    I never really perceived her as being terribly thin.

    Just....muscular.

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    She could pack on some kilos eating some hearty Jew food, maybe the Kabbalah Center cafeteria serves up these goodies? Which happen to be my faves.. behold latkes, kugel and knishes..guaranteed to make even Madge the pretentious, zaftig in no time..


    latkes..oh hell yes..


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    In that case.. she needs some bagels and schmear..



    Knish..



    and some chocolate rugalach.. mm..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    um.. porridge is a type of hot gooey breakfast cereal made out of oats.



    It's high in calories but very good for you. Lots of omega-3 and stuff.

    Is that the same as oatmeal?

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    Oatmeal is basically oat porridge.. you can apparently make porridge out of semolina, rice, wheat, barley, cornmeal, and other stuff.

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    MMM, you guys are making ME hungry.....
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    Venus, is this similar to hashbrowns?


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    Porridge... Bleh. And WTFF @ her arms!!!!

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    Madonna's eating now? Fatass...
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