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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Novice got blocked again today. **giggles**
    Yeah, again. Who else do you know that got blocked twice!!!!

    Look, LeMann is showing off her sexy legs in Altantic City....

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    if i looked like her; i'd kill myself

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    Default Bitch, please! LeAnn Rimes thinks she is curvy

    Tuesday, July 5th 2011
    Real Falcors Have Curves




    The wise gay fish that is Kanye West once said that you can say whatever kind of bullshit you want on Twitter as long as you throw an LOL after it. Trying to prove him right, LeAnn Rimes threw this picture of her "curves" up on her Twitter page the other day. This will make a lovely picture for the ad campaign for LeAnn's new perfume "Insecurity by LeAnn Rimes" (fragrant notes of Brandi Glanville's cloned DNA, yellow bile, Bastian Bux's crotch, the slobber that comes out of Eddie Cibrian's mouth when he looks at the balance of his joint checking account with LeAnn, wrecked house dust, dental veneer glue, baked silicone, Twitter Whale farts and the no-so-subtle hint of delusional desperation).
    I get it that LeAnn's version looking in the mirror of self-affirmation and saying to herself "GOSH DARN IT, PEOPLE LIKE ME" is posting bikini pictures of herself so that her followers can tell her she looks hot. I get it, but damn. If I was married to Eddie Cibrian, I'd fill the time on my hands with his dick, not a camera phone and BlackBerry keys. But whatever, bitch. I type that as my eyeballs draw an imaginary curve in front of me. You know, an imaginary curve like the one LeAnn thinks she sees.

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    The only curves she's got are her boobs and they look like two melons shoved under a leather bag.

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    Is that a tiny tramp stamp I see? Oh and she's curvy in the same way Q-Tips are which is to say, not in the slightest. I loathe this whore.

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhahahaha

    Like Laurent said, the only curves she has are the bolt-ons that she bought to keep Eddie around.

    Leann, constantly showing off your body and "proving" you have curves just makes everyone talk more about what a skeletal mess you are. Get over yourself!
    All you can do at life is play along and hope that sometimes you get it right.

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    we already have a leann weight thread. any reason why this can't be in that one?

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    doesn't she have 'people' (managers, agents, etc) to advise her and let her know that all her twitter-whoring is only making everyone hate her and hurting her career?
    I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

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    Maybe they have? I don't think she'd listen, I bet she'd argue with them that it's just twitter, everyone does it and it has no effect on her career. Denial, she's deep in it.

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    Unless she pulls a Britney (please, God, yes), her managers and agents have a lot more incentive to keep her happy by ignoring her major self-image/control issues and letting her do what she wants. She's such a trainwreck... it's only a matter of time.

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    Well Angelina called and she really would like her goddamn elbow back, LeAnn, I mean if you can step away from the twitter gloat for a few seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    The only curves she's got are her boobs
    and her boobs are fake...

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    ^

    Maybe she'll start botoxing her face to hell.

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    It is amazing how much better she looks when she covers half her face with sunglasses.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    Haterz, she has lots of curves mkay!



    LeAnn, you betta work it, bitch! *snaps*

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