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    Don't worry, Kim! Even if you don't meet your goals, you will stil be an IQ-zero celebrity!

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    I'm hoping that if she keeps working out she'll disappear all together.
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    The only zero she'll get close to:

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    If she lost that dumpy, ridiculous loaded diaper of an ass, she would be a much smaller size. The rest of her is pretty small. I'm really surprised no one has advised her to reverse whatever procedure she had that turned her ass into the monstrosity it is today.

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    Because remember, her ass is entirely natural !
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    If she took the implants out now she'd have to have a major arse lift to stop it looking like two deflated space hoppers.
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    It’s no secret that the reality TV star likes to have all her clothes — even jeans — tailored to hug her curves. But now, a source has confirmed to In Touch that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have employed a tailor to be on-call for alterations.

    “She spends hours getting ready and selecting her outfits. She gets her clothes tailored especially to accommodate her butt,” the Kardashian insider tells the mag. “It’s all just so over-the-top — she takes hours just to pick an outfit to go to lunch. She’d rather squeeze into something and say she’s a size smaller than be comfortable.”

    Kim Kardashian recently shocked onlookers when she exited her SUV wearing suede capri pants that were a few sizes too small. “The pants didn’t fit her at all,” an eyewitness tells In Touch.
    Her pants are not the only things Kim is trying to squeeze into. At a photo shoot with Kanye in early February, “One of the shots has Kim in a vintage chair, but the production staff had to spend three days custom-building it because her butt wouldn’t fit in the original,” an insider claims to In Touch. “Everybody was freaking out about it.”

    [From In Touch Weekly]

    Cele|bitchy | In Touch: Kim Kardashian’s butt ‘won’t stop growing,’ it doesn’t fit in normal chairs

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    My ass won't stop growing! What a headline!
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    This is someone who clearly leads the most vapid existence on this planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    My ass won't stop growing! What a headline!
    I know! I love it.

    She's getting what she deserves with all the implants. Both the ass implants and the breast implants--that first picture is horrible, her tits look gray and alien.

    She's full of shit about her ass won't stop growing. I have ass proportions like hers and trust me if I lose weight my ass gets smaller too, and the ass to waist ratio basically stays the same. But implants won't get smaller with dieting, Kim you dumbass.
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    Is she admitting that her implants are finally getting infected? You know...it starts to fill up with puss..ok ya I'll stop

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    I don't think she has implants, just fat transfer.
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    Just fat transfer? Repeatedly? Doesn't that wear off after several months? I could believe implants + fat transfer, hence the lumpy, droopy diaper appearance. It doesn't look natural especially given her normal-assed photos from the early 2000's when she was younger.
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    If I didn't know better, I would think she had those string breast implants put into her ass...

    String breast implants, or polypropylene implants, were developed by Dr. Gerald W. Johnson and designed to yield extreme, almost cartoonish breast sizes. The polypropylene in string breast implants absorbs fluids and expands once implanted into the breast. The result is almost continuous breast growth after surgery. Despite the apparent danger and frequent complications, this type of breast implant was popular among adult entertainers. String implants were only available for a very short time before being pulled off the shelves by the FDA several years ago.

    This woman's breasts... Kim Kardashian's ass.... it all looks the same....

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    google "butt implants", the pictures that come up look exactly like her butt, especially the shape.
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