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I love the use of the word 'bloated' like he's just necked a litre of coke
Ain't nothing wrong with Ohio wang! - MontanaMama
3/2/09
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
He's a bear
DAAAAAAAAAAAmn boy got faaaaaaaaaaat
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
bwhahahahhahaha
Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
He looks so odd with so much weight on. THose short things he is wearing don't help much either.
"Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain!" michael k -dlisted
Would You Hit It?
Did K-Fat eat the chirruns?! Every time I blink, the bitch added more chunk. Soon, a bitch is going to have to roll him around Violet Beauregard-style.
Getting sexy with KFed could be hazardous to your health. He would need to hit that shit on stilts, because if he laid right on you, your ribs would crush down into dust. If he hit it from the back, he'd have to lay his gut on your back and that could crush your poor tailbone.
On the positive side, if you motorboated his big ass moobs, you might find a McDonald's french fry in there. And I bet he eats out like a damn dyke on speed. Just pour some hot sauce and gravy over your private area and let him chomp away. He might accidentally suck out one of your vital organs, but that's a chance you'll have to take.
That being said, I'd hit it at a Hometown Buffet sundae bar.
Nope not me. Wouldn't hit anything that slept with Shitney.
"Shit, I think I just confused myself. QUICK! Somebody hand me chalk, a chalkboard and Will Hunting's brain!" michael k -dlisted
Id still do him. Id fuck the fat right off him. I have that whole douchebag weakness, you know.
(276): Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
Look at the size of his legs.
He looks like someone that's addicted to pain pills.
I can't believe that little pinhead on such a carcass. He looks 'special'.Originally Posted by mrs.v
3/2/09
"Hope everyone' shavin a good one!" - Karistiona
Man alive! He looks like he's eaten a fridge
He looks like a thumb with a face on it.
We all like to think we're so special. But in the end, we all do the same stupid shit. - Dennis Miller
From what I've heard he's hung like a horse.
"I'm sorry, but I don't date ugly people."
Well, he turned out to be quite the pork chop!
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