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    I love the use of the word 'bloated' like he's just necked a litre of coke
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    3/2/09


    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    He's a bear

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    DAAAAAAAAAAAmn boy got faaaaaaaaaaat
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    bwhahahahhahaha
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    He looks so odd with so much weight on. THose short things he is wearing don't help much either.
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    Would You Hit It?




    Did K-Fat eat the chirruns?! Every time I blink, the bitch added more chunk. Soon, a bitch is going to have to roll him around Violet Beauregard-style.

    Getting sexy with KFed could be hazardous to your health. He would need to hit that shit on stilts, because if he laid right on you, your ribs would crush down into dust. If he hit it from the back, he'd have to lay his gut on your back and that could crush your poor tailbone.
    On the positive side, if you motorboated his big ass moobs, you might find a McDonald's french fry in there. And I bet he eats out like a damn dyke on speed. Just pour some hot sauce and gravy over your private area and let him chomp away. He might accidentally suck out one of your vital organs, but that's a chance you'll have to take.

    That being said, I'd hit it at a Hometown Buffet sundae bar.


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    Nope not me. Wouldn't hit anything that slept with Shitney.
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    Id still do him. Id fuck the fat right off him. I have that whole douchebag weakness, you know.
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    Look at the size of his legs.

    He looks like someone that's addicted to pain pills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
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    I can't believe that little pinhead on such a carcass. He looks 'special'.
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    Man alive! He looks like he's eaten a fridge

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    He looks like a thumb with a face on it.
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    From what I've heard he's hung like a horse.
    "I'm sorry, but I don't date ugly people."

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    Well, he turned out to be quite the pork chop!

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