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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ....freezer burn....
    no comment.... *must step away from keyboard*
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    no comment.... *must step away from keyboard*
    ....Mel has no comment?....none?....the End of Time is near.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ....Mel has no comment?....none?....the End of Time is near.....
    Well, if you insist: Freezer burn or liver spots?

    Dammit. i was trying to be nice!
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    .....and you were doing really well, too...........it just doesn't become you.....

    ....I am impenetrable when it comes to slurs of The Log......it does not rot, it does not spot.......it ain't going near the icebox that is Kelly Ripa.....ever notice the light that comes on when she opens her legs?....

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    I eat whatever the hell I want. My mom's 5 feet tall and weighs 108. I'm 5 ft 2 and I weight 101 but unfortunately I have the gollum look (my dad thinks I'm on crystal meth - but it's a lot of meds from a health condition). When I weighed 120, I was a 36C, now I'm barely an A cup. My 12 year old is bigger than me. My husband just refers to me as the one with the incredible shrinking boobs, and I've always had a flat butt (inherited it from the oriental side of my family).

    Kelly does look better larger. Maybe if enough people tell her, she'll eat more.

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    well let the little freakshow do what she wants to her body; im amazed at all the hair she is whilste appearing malnourished for going on 5-10 years now!

    ugh, no ass, 'nuff said....

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    ^^I've got a shelf ass myself. I know that some people want that, but i could do with a little less junk in the trunk.
    Last edited by t13nif; January 7th, 2009 at 05:52 PM.
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    shelf asses are awesome! if you can rest a beer on them then its all good

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    shelf asses are awesome! if you can rest a beer on them then its all good
    Alice, you may be the most chauvinistic woman I have ever "met". very frustrating!
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    there's shelf-titties too ya kno; don't hate on those w/ shelf asses

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    Well i have a shelf-ass and pancake titties.
    "Hope everyone' shavin a good one!" - Karistiona

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    ^ lol i prefer to call mine bite-size teardrops

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    ^^You girls are too funny!
    "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." TEAM MILEY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland View Post
    ^ lol i prefer to call mine bite-size teardrops

    Like Hershey's kisses!
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    YEP! and i ain't never heard a complaint

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