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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiara
    Oh my god her teeth are disgusting!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    How old is she? Those wrinkles are horrifying!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiara
    Oh my god her teeth are disgusting!!


    hahahaha at the xylophone remark, but yeah she looks way old for her age and she's disgusting, but Johnny likes his women waifish i.e. Winona Ryder and Kate Moss

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    Her face looks so hard. Her body looks bizarre too. I think someone has been taking human growth hormone. How can you explain muscular arms on an anorexic body?

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    ^^ Her body's not anorexic, just little. She has muscular arms because she works out. She probably eats really well, too. I mean, they do live in La France! I don't mind the gap, but her teeth need to be whitened a little. She must be a smoker...

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    Yup, her and Johnny both are smokers. And running the risk of stereotyping, it's pretty common in France period. At least it was when I was there, I actually got used to the smell of cigarette smoke b/c I was around it so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dakodas
    How old is she? Those wrinkles are horrifying!

    She just turned 33 in December

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    I don't think her teeth are that bad. The only 2 I can think of with noticeable gaps that were not fixed are Madonna and Lauren Hutton. Neither of them have been hampered by it...I think it adds character...
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    it's amazing that that woman took these photos...

    http://home.austin.rr.com/rezula/vanessa/vanessa.html

    I'd say she eats poorly and smokes a lot and if slender by nature but in no way would I say she's muscular.

    If my eyes looked that bad now at 36 I'd be very depressed.

    As a couple they look like they spend their weekends locked up in their home high on heroin - but that's just me.
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    French actresses seem to age badly. Too much sunbathing, smoking? Or maybe they're just aging naturally and look older compared to all the plastic, nipped and tucked actresses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leigh
    French actresses seem to age badly. Too much sunbathing, smoking? Or maybe they're just aging naturally and look older compared to all the plastic, nipped and tucked actresses.
    If she is only in her early 30s, she is too young to look that haggish. She's too bony and creepy looking.

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    Her mouth is similar to monica belluci's
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    French actresses don't age like that because they're not painfully thin like Vanessa who has aged badly in the past few years. Funnily I've read somewhere that she was a good kook, but I can't say it shows. She has a strange body too, half boy-half girl

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    Oh, I thought she was at least ten years older than her actual age! Catherine Deneuve is a French actress that has aged wonderfully, natural or otherwise. I've noticed Ms. D has gained a little weight and that adds to the youthfulness of her face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leigh
    Oh, I thought she was at least ten years older than her actual age! Catherine Deneuve is a French actress that has aged wonderfully, natural or otherwise. I've noticed Ms. D has gained a little weight and that adds to the youthfulness of her face.
    I've always been a Catherine Deneuve fan. I read somewhere that she realized that she got older she would have to choose between her face or her body, and she decided to choose her face. Makes sense to me.

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