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    She needs to do something about her black roots.

    Remember that BI about the singer who broke up with her boyfriend, went to San Diego and had her hair stylist find guys who looked like her ex to get her pregnant? If she's pregnant, this might be her.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Remember that BI about the singer who broke up with her boyfriend, went to San Diego and had her hair stylist find guys who looked like her ex to get her pregnant? If she's pregnant, this might be her.
    If this BI is true, then it must be her because she's the only one stupid enough to forget about a little thing called DNA paternity tests.

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    She seems to gain a lot of weight up top.. in her upper arms and boobs and her legs stay toned... doesn't help that she scrunches up her arms so that she looks so fucking uncomfortable, though..

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    There has been a definite weight gain, most noticeably in her arms, boobs, and face. Maybe she's trying to be more relatable to her newfound country fans? It seems not only her music, but her choice of fashion, logo tees, etc are all catered to them lately, so why not pack on the pounds to be the ultimate farm girl? who knows LOL.. just a theory. Her face does look softer with the added weight.

    I like her hair styling and makeup, HATE the dresses--but again, I'm not the audience she's catering to. (NOT a country music fan.)

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    Many of the country stars today are skinny.

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    ^^ Yeah, look how bony Carrie Underwood got.

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    I surely hope she doesn't gain weight. Methinks she will be Miss Piggy's twin if.

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    A more recent picture raises major pregnancy suspicions.



    And x17 has some better side view pictures...

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    Oh please, if you have any boobs at all, it's not hard to make them look like that. She just stuffed them in to a really supportive bra with a tight dress. Not all big boobs come from pregnancy. (Not aimed at you Beeyoch, the pregnancy rumors about everyone are just getting ridiculous due to tabs).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    A more recent picture raises major pregnancy suspicions.



    And x17 has some better side view pictures...

    The girl behind her must be pregnant too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    She's short and like all short women, 5 lbs can be a huge difference between looking great and looking pudgy. Sigh.
    Yes, I'm 5'4" and just a few pounds makes a HUGE difference on me. It's so depressing, but I guess the bright side is that you are able to get rid of it faster.

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    ...she is so DAMNED cute........I hope she's not pregnant because I think she's gonna go from cute to matronly if she has kids......quickly.....

    ....damn you, Tony Romo,.....she's too good for you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    I think she's wearing a hugely padded bra to enhance her already big boobs. What's most appalling about this pic is the black stripe down the middle of her head.

    It looks like Paves has forgotten (again) his job is to do Jessica's hair. Not to ride her coattails and mug for the cameras with the delusional belief that they're there to see him. Someone needs to remind him that he WORKS for the stars. He's not one of them.
    I don't know what's the big deal with this Pave guy. His hair styles are so boring, would not pay him $$$ do do my hair!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Yeah but there were those rumors that she actually was pregnant, that it wasn't even Nick's, and she ended up having a hush-hush abortion.
    noway, i never heard of that rumor. whose baby was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Birdina View Post
    Yes, I'm 5'4" and just a few pounds makes a HUGE difference on me. It's so depressing, but I guess the bright side is that you are able to get rid of it faster.
    Seriously...I'm the same size and body type as Simpson, and I swear, I lose, like five pounds of water, it looks like I've lost a ton of weight. I gain five pounds and it looks like fifty.

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