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    I could see her dressing like this so people would think she is pregnant, ya know try to outshine her sis once again..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    I've always thought she looked much better with no makeup. I hate how she does her eyes with that raccoon makeup.

    Otherwise she is just not a pretty girl
    She sure isn't. I don't see why she gets any attention whatsoever; she's a stupid talentless ugly twit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    I could see her dressing like this so people would think she is pregnant, ya know try to outshine her sis once again..
    It's the same thing she did when John Mayer started to lose interest. She packed on a few pounds and started dressing in empire waisted, unflattering clothes and holding shopping bags and purses in front of her stomach. She also did it around the time of her breakup with Nick.

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    I think she looks nice here.
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    I'm not feeling these country corbread dresses she's wearing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    It's the same thing she did when John Mayer started to lose interest. She packed on a few pounds and started dressing in empire waisted, unflattering clothes and holding shopping bags and purses in front of her stomach. She also did it around the time of her breakup with Nick.
    Yeah but there were those rumors that she actually was pregnant, that it wasn't even Nick's, and she ended up having a hush-hush abortion.

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    She is a plain, horse-faced woman. Add her ignorance, annoying voice, and lack of talent to the package and you have the ultimate worthless celeb.

    Romo better run. It seems some women in that family still use the old pregnancy trap to get a man.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnysgal View Post
    I'm not feeling these country corbread dresses she's wearing!
    I don't care for the dresses either, but I think she looks better than usual (body and face wise).

    A little bit of plumpness seems to suit her.


    Quote Originally Posted by RevellingInSane View Post
    Romo better run. It seems some women in that family still use the old pregnancy trap to get a man.
    Seriously! As dumb as she is I'd hate to see what she'd do to a poor innocent baby.

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    No matter what size she is she always looks big to me. I think it's because she has such a big chest and such big facial features -- and big hair.

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    She always looked so thin on Newlyweds didn't she? She must have been starving/doing lots of coke or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    It looks like Paves has forgotten (again) his job is to do Jessica's hair. Not to ride her coattails and mug for the cameras with the delusional belief that they're there to see him. Someone needs to remind him that he WORKS for the stars. He's not one of them.
    No shit! He needs to earn his money, because the top of her head is a nest, and sadly 2/3 of it probably isn't even her own hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    She always looked so thin on Newlyweds didn't she? She must have been starving/doing lots of coke or something.
    I think that she was naturally thin at that point, then when she lost the weight for that shitty movie it triggered some sort of eating disorder, maybe bingeing?

    Or she just damaged her metabolism with overexercising and not eating enough, I've seen a lot of people pile on the weight after something like that, their metabolism just slows down after each diet and they get fatter and fatter with not eating much at all. This one woman who has been dieting all her adult life is eating something like 400 calories a day, and she's still gaining fat, especially in the stomach area.

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    I think her arms have beefed up right much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryDarling View Post


    I think she looks nice here.
    I don't mind the extra weight on her so much because it softens her face, but that dress is NOT flattering. Her boobs are already ginormous, and the dress makes them look bigger. Heck, maybe they are that big. But that dress makes her look matronly with big grandma boobs.
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    i can't stand this stupid bitch and she can't dress for shit.
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