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    Note to Jessica...... YOU will NEVER be sexy!
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    No matter what her body looks like, she'll still have the same off-setting man face. She should just hurry up and go away, already.

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    I think her body was horrible back then. In her earlier career she looked fantastic, then she looked like a woman and not like a tranny.
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    She explains, "So many girls take a picture of me in that bikini and say to their trainers, ‘I want to look like that.’


    That must be what her daddy tells her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    Umm, I think posing with as little clothes on is the new 'black' amongst not only celebrities but many women.
    And hey, I love beauty and true sexiness, but wow, jeez, it's like women are just givin' away the farm nowadays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Is she trying to deflect us from focussing on the fact that she doesn't do any decent work anymore?
    Anymore? I haven't known of her to ever do anything worth a fuck...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    "So many girls take a picture of me in that bikini and say to their trainers, ‘I want to look like that.’

    Wow... nothing like a little modesty!

    I wonder how many girls take a picture of you to school and tell their teacher they don't want to be that fucking stupid.
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    Maintaining a body like that would be a jail sentence. For most of us including Jessica, a body like that comes at a huge price. So not worth it IMO.

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    First time I ever saw her was in a swim suit lay out, she looked killer and I was like whoa.

    Now that I've heard her talk - it's a sin for anybody to be that stupid chicks like her give women a bad name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissVenus View Post
    "So many girls take a picture of me in that bikini and say to their trainers, ‘I want to look like that.’

    Wow... nothing like a little modesty!

    I wonder how many girls take a picture of you to school and tell their teacher they don't want to be that fucking stupid.
    LMAO! I think I love you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    Maintaining a body like that would be a jail sentence. For most of us including Jessica, a body like that comes at a huge price. So not worth it IMO.
    Nope, not worth it.

    MissVenus, oh my god....coffee up my nose.

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    She has a great figure already. And those breasts... wow

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    ^Yeah, what's wrong with her figure now? She looks great.

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    The tits are fake, the hair is fake, the ass is fake, she's probably wearing veneers, and I'm sure she's photoshopped to hell in that picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    No matter what her body looks like, she'll still have the same off-setting man face. She should just hurry up and go away, already.



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