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Thread: Jessica Simpson packs on the pounds

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    Bahahahahaha!!! That's so mean!

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    She looks like Tonya Harding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    She looks like Tonya Harding.
    Omg, you're RIGHT. I kept thinking that those raised arms were reminding me of someone, and it's that very picture of Tonya Harding.
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    She has always been a square body with tits. She just can't look good without shaping and corsets.

    It looks like she has been visiting the plastic surgeon again. haha Nothing is going to help her "career". Surreal Life here she comes.

    Oh well. Maybe she will hide for the rest of her life.



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    She reminds of Jennifer Coolidge in these pics:

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    ^^ Also kinda looks like if Lisa Marie Presley was doing a tribute to her daddy.

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    Speaking of Jennifer Coolidge, she was freaking hilarious on Nip/Tuck last night. But, I digress - Jessica's a Fatty McButterpants, continue...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
    Speaking of Jennifer Coolidge, she was freaking hilarious on Nip/Tuck last night. But, I digress - Jessica's a Fatty McButterpants, continue...

    OMG, yes, she was awesome!

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    I think her face is actually prettier with the extra fullness. When she is very thin it looks more manly and harsh with her square jaw.
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    why yes, it IS softer

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    She looks like Tonya Harding.




    Is that the ice skater.....what the hell happened there?

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    she turned into a celebrity boxer
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    Jessica does need a reduction, but she won't get one because then she can't brag about having DDs anymore.

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    ^Or rather, her Daddy can't brag about them anymore.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    she turned into a celebrity boxer
    She's bloody hideous!

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