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    Of course.. and the requisite comment from Papa Joe about how great she looks.

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    She's still skinnier than the average woman in the U.S., and imo, she looks healthier like this than most size zero actresses do.
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    She's much less pretty with the bloated face. Undereye puffs, extra wrinkles around her mouth.

    The pants should be shot, then burned.

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    She doesn't look good with the added weight, but if she dressed better to camouflage the extra pounds I'm certain she wouldn't look this bad...She's still dressing (badly) for the body she had 15 lbs. ago

    Wonder how cynic is taking this?

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    Her jeans are ugly, her figure looks fine

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    She endured two-hour workouts six days a week with personal trainer Michael Alexander, who sculpted her physique with a combination of running, squats, lunges and weight-resistance exercises.
    This guy is probably crying in his beer at the sight of these pictures.
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    a combination of running, squats, lunges and weight-resistance exercises.
    I'm sure the lunges still come in handy, for when Romo tries to make a break for it.

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    I think she looks okay but why is she wearing such awful clothes?! Her body type suits dresses

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    With "amazing pics" and a fabu article on "How She Did It!"?
    I think you are on to something! I figured it was only a matter of time before some has-been got fat on purpose so she could become Jenny Craig's new spokesperson. Chestica probably just needs the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBDSP View Post
    I think you are on to something! I figured it was only a matter of time before some has-been got fat on purpose so she could become Jenny Craig's new spokesperson. Chestica probably just needs the money.
    Everyone loves a comeback (Britney Pears is making a career out of it - she's had a half dozen already!)Just as long as they drop the weight honestly, and don't resort to any liposuction type cheating!

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    She's put on a few, but I think she still looks good. I think she's got a body type where she really has to watch what she eats to stay slim (and I suspect she went to drastic measures in Dukes of Hazzard).

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    She's still skinnier than the average woman in the U.S., and imo, she looks healthier like this than most size zero actresses do.
    Agreed. She has never dressed well, her gigantic breasts don't help her figure either. She often appears top heavy or matronly. I guarantee if she had a breast reduction, that alone would make it appear she'd lost a good 8 pounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by visitor42 View Post
    She's put on a few, but I think she still looks good. I think she's got a body type where she really has to watch what she eats to stay slim (and I suspect she went to drastic measures in Dukes of Hazzard).
    I agree! She's hardly fat...maybe bigger compared to some of her other celebutard counterparts but still looking good- despite the horrendous outfit and those mom jeans!

    I also believe she went to drastic measures for Dukes of Hazzard because she is not and has never been that naturally skinny...she's always had more meat on her bones. I remember when all of the tabloids came out with stories of her being anorexic and yada yada.



    ^Which, she doesn't necessarily look anorexic skinny but it was extremely skinny for her considering what her frame was used to carrying!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Ok, I'll preface this by saying she and I share a body type. Short, big boobs, short waisted, strong legs. All that said, she looks awful!

    This is the first time I've seen her completely lose her waist and, therefore, her hourglass shape. Those jeans look like they should be on a 60 year old smoker who plops her butt down on a barstool at the casino. You know the type. They were always skinny (due to smoking??) and then age caught up and they store their extra weight in the middle but keep their flat butts and thin thighs. Awful. Those belts? She should be shot. No woman with a large bust should wear little bitty straps like that either.

    She has always carried a resemblance to Mrs. Piggy but her hair and face in this particular photo of her makes the comparision dead on.
    Oh, totally. This outfit is the real tragedy, though, I think she could carry the extra weight gracefully if she only knew how to dress to make the best of it. That bust should be one of her main assets, but it looks frankly dreadful here. I can't imagine what she was thinking when she put this on.

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    ...she's fat.....I'm over her.....next!.......I hate pudge.....ugly, wobbly arms, thick neck.....it's official, Tony ruined her....now he can have her....

    ...this is what she looks like when she takes the jeans off....




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